SANTA CLAUS IN BATU SAPI

Today only 1st November, and not yet X'mas time but someone reported
to have spotted Santa Claus in Batu Sapi! HOHOHOOOO! How nice.

Oh you lucky devils, the people of Batu Sapi got soooooo early X'mas
pressies from our DPM Muhyiddin, who came by for the buy-erection
by-election in Batu Sapu with full bags of goodies!

1.A RM5 million government allocation for building a new mosque in Batu Sapi
2. A People’s Housing Project in Lupak Meluas.The project involves the
building of 500 units of houses costing between RM80,000 and RM100,000
a unit and is scheduled to be completed in two years.
3. An allocation to build another secondary school in Batu Sapi. Estimated to
be between RM30 million and RM40 million
4.RM2.5 million has also been allocated to assist schools in Batu Sapi to
purchase needed equipment and upgrade their facilities

DAMMIT! Wish I'm a resident of Batu Sapi so can enjoy an early X'mas
What? Corruption? Where got corruption here? Let me ask you ' Have Santa
Claus ever being charged for corruption for giving out X'mas pressies
anywhere in the world? No isn't it?
Santa Claus was bringing X'mas cheers and benefits to the people of Batu
Sapi, so MACC, okay ah?