DO YOU AGREE?

PM Najib urged here Malaysians not to

focus on differences but on similarities in his
Wesak Day message.

Fine,I agreed with him totally but then again,
are these similar? May I ask

1. 1Malaysia same as 1Black Malaysia?

2. Parliament democracy same as Mockery democracy?

3. Perak State Legislative, same as Taiwan Legislative?

4. Perak State Assembly same as Zoo Negara?

5. Perak state assemblymen same as Zoo Negara monkeys?

6.Najib’s style same as Mahathirism?

7.In Perak, law and order same as Lawlessness?

HAPPY WESAK DAY, my friends

PLAYING MONKEY

Honestly I feel very ‘sein’ lah about the political saga

in Perak . Those clown politicians in the Assembly

really do play monkey today,

take a look

You see what I mean, Sivakumar being dragged out

from the state assembly!!

Aren’t they look like bloody monkeys fooling around?

These guys should take a hike and fly kites

as far as I’m concerned,

FEDUP Lah!!

PERAK AT CROSSROAD

TODAY is Thursday 7TH MAY 2009.
Is today any significant to you?
I dunno about you but to me it’s a NO.

But to some politicians TODAY is D day especially
to those in Perak as TODAY where Perak Assembly convenes.
The state BN government led by MB of Perak Zambry
is calling for sitting in the state Assembly
whereas the Pakatan Rakyat led by the former MB Nizar
and state speaker Sivakumar calling for deferment.

Some activists have joined in the fray like a BERSIH member
Wong Chin Huat calling Malaysians to wear black today
as a protest against the BN government over the
takeover.

But are you wearing black today?
I’m not wearing black today but green.

Frankly, I dun give a hoot to those clown politicians
who have been politicking ever since GE12
Clown politicians should be left alone in the circus
let them ‘play monkey'’ in the Perak State Assembly
and making Malaysia a laughing stock to the whole world!!

WHO CARES?
They dun give a damn about the people welfare or
Malaysia‘s image so why should I care and wear BLACK TODAY?

MU WIN AGAIN

Man, beating Arsenal 3-1 here on their opponents turf at
Emirates Stadium is no small feat

MU displaying a fantastic superb return game was something
sweet for MU fans like me and just can’t wait for the finals.

Whoever comes for this title either Chelsea or Barcelona
will definitely meet the same fate as Arsenal.
We will whacked them in the finals and crowned ourselves
as The Champion of the Champion League.

No doubt about that! We will be The Champion.
BOTTOMS UP!!

Then we have another title to go for: The EPL title
We just need a mere 7 points (no sweat la) from 4 games
to the be Champion again as The EPL Champion

BOTTOMS UP!!

ANWAR APPROACHING....PUTRAJAYA

Just recently, 3 great men managed to ascend

the top of The Great Wall of Putrajaya.

Incidentally,one has been there before.

Briefly,they are:

1.Tun Dr. Mahathir –The ‘unofficial’ consultant to

The Commander in Chief.

2.Datuk Sri Najib Bin Razak. –Recently promoted as

The Commander in Chief.

3.Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin –Deputy Chief Commander

a brave guy with guts who started the ‘transition’

power game almost got himself killed (politically).

The story begins….

The consultant(Tun Dr M) starts to get himself busy

‘telescoping’ in and around Putrajaya.

Tun Dr M: Are u ready to do battles, Najib?

Najib: Ready. Tun.

Tun Dr M: I can see enemies approaching... probably Anwar Ibrahim.

Najib: Tun dun worry, it takes them 2-3 years to reach here.

A few minutes later,

Tun Dr M sounds quite serious though

Tun Dr M: Where’s Razak Baginda?

(note: Razak B. a military consultant & strategist)

Najib: He’s NOT in the picture anymore, he has gone missing.

Tun Dr M: Then when is your submarine arriving?

Najib: On the way, another 1-2 years time. Tun, why are you so worried?

Tun Dr M: Coz Datuk Sri Anwar Ibrahim is charging Putrajaya with this

Najib: OMG!!What shall we do?

Mydn : Let’s pray….and hope that Anwar will take a

wrong turn … and landed here

(note: Anwar is still facing a sodomy charge)

TELL ME WHY

Friend, take a listen to this song
I can't paste over to my blog
coz something very wrong with my laptop.

anyway, thanks to Anas Zubedy, enjoy
this piece TELL ME WHY

I KICK YOUR ASS

Nizar places his ass on the Perak MB's chair

then Zambry comes in and kicks Nizar’s butt out

Zambry quickly occupy the hot seat.

Sivakumar the state speaker puts his butt in the

state assembly with two hands tightly on the iron rail

suspending Zambry and his gang from coming into

assembly to show their butts.

But comes the Perak state secretary who kicks out

Sivakumar’s ass and shut the assembly door in no time.

Sivakumar then takes all his excos’ asses to shit under

a raintree which later they call it ‘ The Democracy Tree’

But the Ipoh City Council doesn’t give a shit,

clean the place and barred them from shitting in a public place.

Now, the court has just put its ass down and declares

that Zambry is the rightful ass to the MB’s chair.

Zambry as a MB legally, is looking for butts to kick

and he finds Sivakumar’s just a right one to butt.

As Sivakumar has kicks Zambry’s butt before

so now is the time for Zambry to aim high

and kick hard on Sivakumar‘s butt as the state assembly speaker

and replaces with MIC Ganesan.

Here in Perak, you learn how to ‘I kick your ass, and you kick my ass'.

unlike what we learn in school

’ I scratch your back and you scratch my back.

The bottom line here is clown politicians are real pissed off!

KISS OR DRINK?

Okay folks, before I say GOOD NITE,
please enjoy this