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Monday, August 30, 2010

HAPPY MERDEKA DAY, NAZRI!



Nazri asked: How is it that Umno only speaks for the Malays
and the MCA for the Chinese and yet we want to sell
ourselves to the people by saying we are multiracial?

Can any UMNO or MCA members answer that? I doubt.

Since we'll be celebrating Merdeka Day tomorrow, Nazri, I wish to
vote you as Malaysia's Merdeka Day Man-2010! ( if there's such an award,
you'll win, hands down.)

HAPPY MERDEKA DAY, everybody.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

LIVE ON VIDEO- THE STUPIDITY OF MACC 'S LAWYER



A lawyer of 24 years,can't understand himself WTF he talking about!
Hopeless English, a primary 6 kid can do better!
Very shameful indeed.

Friday, August 27, 2010

DARE PERKASA Vs BENDERA?

Hey,Perkasa Ibrahim Ali

If you ain't a Jaguh Kampong, then be a global fighter!

DAMMIT! Dare you


Face the BENDERA who spat and threw shit at Malays Malaysia?



Wednesday, August 25, 2010

POLYGAMY, SEX AND MIGRAINE

A survey on polygamous union on Muslims showed that
“Men are the happiest and the least happy are the first
wives.
"
Thought this kind of statement is quite obvious and you don't need a survey
to tell you that , do you? Men naturally and surely are happy and love to bonk
more than 1 woman, yah. And for the 1st wives, tell me how many out there
want to share their hubbies with other women? Not many, I suppose.

The survey also stated “Most men who practice polygamy say
they married again because they do not want to indulge in
sex out of wedlock,’’
Wow like that ah? Have to marry again becoz of wanting more sex!
Why can't man stick be faithful to just 1 wife, cannot meh?

Elsewhere, a new book by Cindy Meston and David Buss says
Women indulge in sex not for love and passion, but for
various other "unromantic" reasons - including relieving
themselves of boredom, out of pity for a man and even to
cure a migraine headache


So quite interesting isn't it? Men marrying again becoz of wanting more sex
and women wanting sex becoz of migraine!
Hello ladies, you got headache? Call me.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

WHO WILL WIN IN GE13?

Saw this poll result in Malaysiandigest.com just awhile ago

POLL : Who will win the next general election?
POLL : Who will win the next general election?
Pakatan Rakyat ( 244 ) 80.5%
Barisan Nasional ( 45 ) 14.9%
Don't care ( 14 ) 4.6%

Number of Voters : 303
First Vote : Monday, 23 August 2010 13:22
Last Vote : Tuesday, 24 August 2010 19:23

Wondering if this kind of poll can scare the shit out of those Barisan Nasional
fellas who still love spitting at each other, puiiiit! No?
If they keep on quarrelling over racist thingy, I tell you the above poll
result will become a reality!

Sunday, August 22, 2010

THE COST OF DEATH

I'm quite sure that you've heard the saying that if you're a Chinese, you
must have money even if you wanna die! Becos the death expenses
nowadays can cause you a bomb and easily give you a fatal heart attack!

Well, last nite I attended a funeral service at one those funeral service care
centres somewhere off Sungei Besi in Selangor. I must say it didn't look like
a funeral parlour instead more like a grand 5 star hotel! Really no joke, the
main lobby looked very high-class even better than some 5 star hotels in
Kuala Lumpur.
(click pix to enlarge)


Then as you walk towards the lift, there's a digital directional signage
showing some tenants deceased staying which room and which floor!

Where got hotel that got this type of service? No need to ask the receptionist
one for direction. Yah? LOL
Seemed that we the visitors were NOT allowed to take photos in this
funeral parlour becos no camera was seen clicking!
But somehow, I curi manage to snap this one

Does this look like a funeral parlour to you?
Honestly it reminded me of seminar rooms in hotels that I used to attend
many decades ago!
All this just for 2 nite stay for the deceased would cost the bereaved
family a whopping RM 16,800 AFTER DISCOUNT!
O f course la the bomb comes with a package including this
An ESTIMA not given free to the living but to transport the cortege
during the funeral procession.
Hey dude, can you afford to die ah?