nuffnang

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

AFRAID TO BE SHUN?

I'm always proud to declare myself as Malaysian first,
then Chinese second but you know or not, my Deputy PM
of Malaysia Muhyiddin Yassin said:

"Hmuhyiddin-yassin-6ow can I say I'm Malaysian
first and Malay second?. . .
All
the Malays will shun me
.. and it's not proper."
So it's NOT proper to say I'm Malaysia but
must declare your race first, isssit?

Sad isn't it? That kinda statement
from the DPM really make you

sick and pain in the arse and somehow the word
"EMIGRANT' comes to play in your mind.

Afraid his own race will shun him but ain't afraid of other
Malaysians gonna despise him of being a racist, ah?

And the best testing ground should be the upcoming
Hulu Selangor by-election since the DPM is going
to be the chairman for BN election machinery. Rightly,
the voters in Hulu Selangor should show DPM and
Perkasa Ibrahim Ali that Hulu Selangor REJECT
racism totally!
DAMMIT! I also don't know where the hell is Hulu
Selangor!



Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I WONDER WHY

Seemed odd that Barisan Nasional leaders including PM Najib are
all saying 'Aye' to the newly elected MCA president Chua aka
blue DVD star, I wonder why. None of them was supportive of
the defeated OTK, when he was the president.
Was it bcoz Ong Tee Keat digging out too much shit from the PKFZ
scandal? Or was it bcoz these people just looove to see this DVD
- THE NEW PRESIDENT?

You think what, ah?

Sunday, March 28, 2010

WILL THEY STOP FIGHTING AFTER THIS?

So this 2 guys are the winners, eh?
Honestly, I don't give a damn who'll be the MCA president ,
I'll too happy if only MCA don't embarrass the Malaysian Chinese
anymore with their stupidity- fighting each other!
Really won't be surprise if the blue DVD president start plotting
against his sidekick soon!

DAMMIT!
Darn tired of watching your circus, MCA.

PERKASA -THE BIG TAIKO


With each passing day, PERKASA is a like a BIG bully insisting
and demanding for Malay rights with the latest being

Perkasa claims Malays deserve 67pc wealth

That the Najib's administration must listen to Perkasa
The ex-PM gives a stern reminder to Najib cannot
ignore NGOs which are representing the Malays.


At the Perkasa launch Saturday,the Perkasa leader
Datuk Ibrahim Ali today expressed his
disappointment with Malay heads of government
-linked companies (GLCs) for not attending his
Malay rights group, Perkasa’s inaugural congress.


Besides the GLCs

Among those who came in for criticism by
speakers at the AGM (drum-roll, please):
Anwar
(for the usual)
Khairy (“newly hatched politician”! –haha)
DAP (‘Malaysian Malaysia’ concept)
Malaysiakini
(allegedly disuniting the Malays)
Malaysian Insider (ditto)
Liberal Malay bloggers“A group of extremist people”
Pas (allegedly failing to protect Islam)
Saifuddin
(alleged contempt of court)
-from Anil

Obviously, what Perkasa is doing definetly NOT good for
the harmony and unity of ALL Malaysians in the country!
ps
I won't be surprise if I learn later that its more than 300,000
leaving the country for good.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

WHERE, WHO 'RE YOUR ENEMIES?

Tun Dr. Mahathir says Malays need UMNO's defense

Mahathir said the recent mushrooming of
Malay non-governmental organisations reflected
Umno’s weakness in defending the rights of the
Malays.
As always, I respect Tun for his leadership and visions, but
somehow felt disappointed when he joined the pressure group
Perkasa. And also I felt quite confused and amused that Malays
being the majority in the country still need UMNO 's protection!

1.Tell me who is/are attacking UMNO now? The Malaysian
Chinese or Indians that UMNO is afraid of?
2. Dr. M claimed that UMNO is weak but issit? If it's true, so
are MCA and MIC!

Just take a look at the MCA now for Pete's sake, they're still
finding/fighting for the President's chair! MCA's going nowhere
with their forever fighting antics.

Then analyse MIC with Samy Vellu as its president. Who gives
a shit about the over stayed President ah? MIC too is damn weak
and that's why splinter groups like Hindraf and Makkal Sakkti
mushroomed wanting to represent the Indians.

DAMMIT! Get real, Malays and UMNO are the dominating,
shitty MCA and MIC are bloody weak now even to flush their
toilets!

THE THIRD FORCE

Currently, the in- word in Malaysia has to be 'THE THIRD FORCE'

1.MCA President claimed the Oct 10 EGM last year and
the
sex DVD issue were premeditated moves by a
THIRD FORCE that had now emerged
2. Zul Noordin said that there was a THIRD FORCE plotting his
fallout with PKR.
3.The IGP Musa also claimed that a THIRD FORCE was interfering
and giving orders to his men without his knowledge.

DAMMIT!

But these buggers never realised that the actual and most
powerful third force is THE RAKYAT force!

Friday, March 26, 2010

NOT QUITE RIGHT, DUDE

I received a comment on a post which I posted sometimes ago
and somehow I feel that the commentator (I guess he's a
Singaporean) didn't catch a point or 2.

MALAYSIA TO SINGAPORE: ONLY MALAYSIANS CAN
USE THE WORD 'LAH'


The ANON comments:
Anonymous said...

TELL THEM DONT KNN LAH, DAMM FU**ER LAH, NO POINT LAH, BLODDY BARBE LAH... AND MOST IMPORTANT DAMM STUPID LAH... WITHOUT US JOHOR WILL ONLY BE ANOTHER KAMPONG VILLAGE LAH. WAKE THE FU**ING IDEA LAH .. LALALALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL

Now let's be clear, okay?
1. The article posted was meant for fun and entertaining reading
no offence intented either to Malaysians or Singaporeans.
2.It was written not by me or by other Malaysians but a
Singaporean group 'TalkingCock.com' .
3. Obviously, they were talking cock and one shouldn't take them
seriously or as 'gospel truth'.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

BANGKIT LAH

I enjoy this posting from zorro so I thought I might as well share
it with you.


The speech transcript from the clip is as below :-


“… I’m sorry but I don’t want to be an Emperor – that’s not my business – I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that.
We all want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.
The way of life can be free and beautiful.
But we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men’s souls –
has barricaded the world with hate;
has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.
We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in:
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little:
More than machinery we need humanity;
More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.
Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.
The airplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say “Do not despair”.
The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress: the hate of men will pass and dictators die and the power they took from the people , will return to the people and so long as men die [now] liberty will never perish. . .
Soldiers(RAKYAT) – don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you – who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.
Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don’t hate – only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers(RAKYAT) – don’t fight for slavery, fight for liberty.
In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written
“the kingdom of God is within man ”
- not one man, nor a group of men – but in all men – in you, the people.
You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then in the name of democracy let’s use that power – let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security.
By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will.
Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance.
Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness.
Soldiers(RAKYAT) – in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

PM NAJIB'S CANDOUR

Hey folks, not bad la, somebody has praised Malaysian Prime
Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak for being honest and
straightforward..!
And the tribute came from

former British Prime Minister, Sir John Major.
I dunno about you Malaysians, how many of you agree with Major's
tribute on PM Najib?
I will wholeheartedly agree with Major if PM Najib could
HONESTLY answer some current issues bugging me.

1.If Najib's adminstration says that 1Malaysia is for ALL
Malaysians, then why the hell the government still supports and
approves racial pressure groups like Perkasa, Makkal Sakkti and
those whatnots from Chinese community? All racial pressure
groupings should be banned like Hindraf, yes?

2. Why and how PI Bala disappeared? Where are PI Bala and RPK now?

3. Why only 2 persons were charged for the 'missing 2 jet engines'?
There has to a 'mastermind here and a lot more were involved,
if not how could just the 2 guys able to cart away those tonnes of
engines and landed in a country called Uruguay?

4. PKFZ scandal, why no 'big fish' were caught? Why?

So Mr. Prime Minister HONESTLY tell me.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

VOLCANO IN ICE

Well, never heard or read about volcano eruptions in glaciers,
have you?

So the volcano erupting in Iceland really jolted me and shows
the limit knowledge that I've about volcano. All along I thought
volcano happens only on high mountains. Also the name of the
volcano can be a mouthful- Eyjafjallajokull at least to me!

Monday, March 22, 2010

A RACE TO NOWHERE

Today in The STARyes the race begins for MCA



and DAMMIT! See how low can you go, MCA?

Sunday, March 21, 2010

WHEN CAN WE BE PROUD AS MALAYSIANS?

With the present Malaysian politics scenario, like forever in-
fighting MCA, racist pressure group Perkasa keep stirring up
emotions and etc etc, we hardly can say we are proud to be a
Malaysian , can we?
But I find that at least 2 individuals trying their best to give some
glimmer hope that we are able to say that we're happy to a
Malaysian.

Lee Chong Wei recent triumph in the All England and

Nicole David winning the just concluded CIMB Kuala Lumpur
Open Squash Championship for the sixth time.

DAMMIT!

When are our Malaysian politicians going to fight for our ALL
Malaysians like our 2 heroes and not just for their own race
or religion? When ah?

Saturday, March 20, 2010

STREET PROTEST AGAINST THE BRITISH?

In a day or two I expect or 'suspect' UMNO Youth led by

its chief KJ to protest vigorously and aggressively, making a lot of
noise in front of the British Embassy somewhere in Jalan
Ampang. Why? Becoz this British Labour MP

Jeremy Corbyn had moved a motion in the British
Parliament
to call on the Malaysian Government
to bring an end to what he called "the
harassment
and persecution of the political
opposition."
Malaysian Mirror

Yes UMNO Youth or KJ would say this MP guy was interfering
in Malaysian internal affairs so KJ and his UMNO gang would
take it to the British Embassy street and telling the British to
MYOB!
Just watch this drama to unfold soon as what they (UMNO
Youth) had done against the 22 Australian lawmakers earlier.



Friday, March 19, 2010

MARGINALISED 2

One more organisation has emerged in our Bolehland The
Organisation of Former Umno Elected
Representatives was set up to champion the
interests of Malays.
....
would safeguard the fundamental rights of
the Malays as enshrined in the Federal
Constitution and intensify efforts to unite the
Malays.-
bernama
Besides they oso have MPM and Perkasa to look after the Malays
since they claimed that Malays are 'being marginalised'
The Indian community have Hindraf and Makkal Sakti to take
care of the Indians in Bolehland as they too claimed 'being
oppressed and marginalised'.
DAMMIT!
Very soon this

Cina apek will oso claim that the Chinese community are
'being marginalised' and he would be forming another
organisation called THE ORGANISATION OF CHINAMAN'
to protect the interest of the Malaysian Chinese, since MCA
are still in the damn bloody shit hole!
Darn, every Malaysian is being marginalised by another
Malaysia here in Bolehland!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

MARGINALISED

The Malay Consultative Council (MPM) claims
that
Malays and Bumiputras, who form the
majority group in the country, are being
marginalised

being marginalised.... so kesian

Then we have this Waytha
who said the same thing:
"There is no issue of apology as I have always
spoken the truth and sought justice for the
marginalised, oppressed and suppressed
Malaysian Indians,"
So the Malays , the Indians have been marginalised
but by whom, ah? The invisible third force or by

this Apek the Chinaman?

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

CROSS FERTILISATION & EXRAORDINARY

I learned about 'cross fertilisation' when I was in school a few
decades ago during agriculture or bio classes. Cross fertilisation
is kinda fusion of individuals cells or species or something to that
effect, right?
But today from KL mayor Datuk Ahmad Fuad Ismail 'cross
fertilisation' means shipping out 20 staff from DBKL to other
government agencies.
The cross fertilisation plan, said the mayor, is
about knowledge sharing as well as to allow
staff the opportunity to work in a different
environment. The move, he said, not only
involves non-performing staff but high-
achieving officers too.
( The Malay Mail)
But this fella here

a Segambut MP argued that transferring of these 20 DBKL
staff were due to complaints of corruptions and non performance.
Datuk Bandar, are there any truth from Lim Lip Eng's claims?

And further the mayor said that the cross fertilisation plan
generally is like secondment plan.

The seconded staff fall under three categories:
“beyond extraordinary”, “extraordinary” and
“ordinary” staff. “Beyond extraordinary staff
are superb staff whom, due to lack of vacancies
at City Hall, miss out on the chance to be
promoted. They will be promoted at their new
government departments,” he said.

Extraordinary
staff, meanwhile, are those who
have performed well in their job and are
entitled to a salary hike when they are seconded
to other agencies.
“The ordinary category caters
for lateral transfers and are for staff who need
job motivation. They are sent out to enable
them to learn more things in a whole new
working environment,” he explained.


Very interesting, in DBKL they have Beyond
extraordinary
staff who are superb staff! Wah, can the
Datuk Bandar explain what are superb staff, ah? Are they very
efficient problems solvers and 1 Beyond Extraordinary staff
CAN represents 20 ordinary staff? Datuk, if you have so many
superb staff, why loan out to other government agencies? You
might as well ask these super staff to solve all the problems
KL is facing today like road congestion, bad public transportation,
illegal eyesore hawkers and countless social ills.

Then those Extraordinary staff, meanwhile, are
those who
have performed well in their job
and are entitled to a salary hike when they are
seconded to other agencies.
Funny isn't it? These 'extraordinary staff performed well
would get the deserving salary hike when they're transferred to
other agencies! So hard to comprehend, la. Why can't DBKL
give them their increment if these staff are damn good! Why
ship them out!

And finally, The ordinary category caters
for lateral transfers and are for staff who need
job motivation.
These staff need motivation? Don't make me laugh, Datuk
DAMMIT! Can't you just say these staff are NON performance
staff so DBKL needs to kick out their lazy arses?







Tuesday, March 16, 2010

MECHANICAL PROBLEM OR CHEAP PUBLICITY?

Remember I blogged about a runaway Toyota Prius sometime
ago and I asked 'Any real expert or professional advice
on
how to handle this kinda terrifying situation
when your car accelerator got stuck?'

Well,Toyota said it had found no evidence that Sikes
had
been applying the brake forcefully as he had
claimed and said he should have been able to stop
the Prius by doing so, or by shifting into neutral or
turning off the electronic power switch.

Oh yes of course, Toyota casts doubts about the runaway Prius
claim here, so was Toyota Prius in real mechanical troubles or
James Sikes seeking cheap publicity?

Monday, March 15, 2010

NO TOAST, NO REWARD MEH?

Lee Chong Wei has just been crowned as the new All England
Badminton Champion

And for the whole day I've been scanning high and low, in the
major media, the BAM website, the Sports ministry in fact
everywhere la, to find out the rewards Lee Chong Wei will be
getting for his amazing feat, and you know what, NOTHING NO
NEWS at all!
I dunno. You mean our badminton ace will not be getting a grand
'WELCOME BACK HERO' at Sepang airport when he returns soon?
Or is Lee Chong Wei gonna be greeted by a just few journos and
some friends? And what about monetary rewards?
I remember vividly the time when Jalani and Rasif Sidek won
the All England doubles way back in 1982 (if I'm not mistaken)
they were given a rousing welcome home and were given a
piece of land each with loads of cash thrown in, for their success!
Lee Chong Wei is the new All England champion.Why is
the BAM or the Sports minister ' buat tak tau aje' on his feat?
NO TOAST, NO CELEBRATION NO REWARD MEH?
Actually, not really silent from the government though, PM Najib
did congratulate Lee Chong Wei, according to the Malay Mail :
Meanwhile, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak
personally called Chong Wei to congratulate
him
for his splendid win.


Just a personal call from the PM 'kao tim' huh!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

ALL ENGLAND HOPE

Certainly, my bet is on Lee Chong Wei to take the All England
title from the unknown Japanese player.


After beating Peter Gade with ease Lee should dispose off Kenichi
Tago without much sweat, really.
All England trophy coming to our shore, we wait.
Lee Chong Wei BOLEH!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

NEW GAME

Lately, I've been off my blog simply bcoz I'm damn very busy
and enjoying with my new game, you see, I'm now on


POKER GAME! I've never never played any games on my
laptop ever since I bought it 2 years ago. I was shown how to
play poker game from a nephew of mine just a week ago and
I've been addicted ever since! After just 5 days, I've amassed a total
of $66226 chips from the initial capital of 2000 chips. Not bad
for a newcomer ah! Anyway, if you care to join me , you can look
for me at Facebook

See you there folks!
UPDATES
Holy cow! Within 3 hours I lost everything, left with a miserable
$50 chips!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

WHAT'S NEWS

Just go read some of the headlines in today's Malay Mail

Wife raped in front of paralysed spouse

Corpse found on flag pole

Daring car break-ins at Cheras apartment

Three held over gang-rape

DAMMIT! What did it tells you about the crime rate in the
country? And coincidentally,

Malaysia voted Asia's 2nd best destination by
' Go Asia'

Wonder how Malaysia was able to score on that?
2nd BEST destination! What a laugh.

THE OTHER WAY AROUND

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak has
urged a Chinese-based political party to solve its
internal problems quickly because the Chinese
community needs i
ts leadership.
As a Malaysian Chinese, here we 're saying: We don't need MCA
if the Chinese community need help, they can always look up to
DAP or PKR, not necessarily MCA! Get it?

DAMMIT
! I say it again MCA needs the Chinese community's
support more than it needs MCA's leadership!

NEVER GIVE UP, YAY?

I find this video inspiring and bring out some tears to many

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

EXPERT ADVICE SOUGHT

Imagine that you're driving on a hilly terrain then while pressing
on your accelerator pedal to overtake a slow vehicle the
accelerator got stuck! And your car zooming more than 90 mph,
what would you do?
This was really what happened to a driver who had a terrifying
ride with his car


a Toyota Prius in southern California interstate!

He, Jim Sikes tried everything with the help of a rescue team to
stop the car like trying pulling up the accelerator pedal up but
nothing worked!
Any real expert or professional advice on how to handle
this kinda of terrifying situation when your car accelerator got stuck?

If I were in Jim Sikes situation, most probably I'll be
sweating profusely, most terrified and my ba##s would have
shrunk!

Monday, March 8, 2010

RELIGIUOS TOLERANCE

Really I salute

Archbishop Tan Sri Murphy Pakiam for showing religious
tolerance and forgiveness are the most important ingredients
to racial harmony.
SYABAS Tan Sri!

DON'T WORRY PERKASA

From The Malaysian Insider
Malay nationalist group Perkasa warns that the
Chinese
community will use the next general
election
to take over the country

Perkasa feels that the last general election
weakened the Malays and empowered the Chinese
community. Dr Zubir Harun, director of Perkasa’
economic bureau, who was at the Malay
Consultative Council’s (MPM) round-table
discussion, said during his presentation that a
divided Malay community

will empower the other races.
Cmon Perkasa or rather Dr. Zubir please lah, don't you panic
don't worry, I know the Malays are divided basically between PAS
and UMNO, but you , Dr. Zubir must remember the Indians are
too divided as a lot of Indians also don't like the Samy Vellu guy.
That's why they've Hindraf and Makkal Sakkti parties in their
midst. The Chinese also the same, they are no better either, as far
unity among own communities are concerned, so please Perkasa
please don't say lah that the Chinese community will use the
next
general election to take over the
country
.How can they? When MCA are currently punching
blue black among themselves.By the way, don't you know that........

“Chinese people can easily come up with enough reasons
for why they don’t cooperate with each other to fill a book.


Chinese people are notorious for quarrelling and
squabbling
among themselves.

“Chinese people simply don’t understand the
importance of cooperation. But if you tell a Chinaman
he doesn’t understand, he will sit down and write a
book just for you entitled ‘The Importance of
Cooperation.’

It takes a Chinese betray a Chinese only a Chinese
would have a good reason to frame or slander another
Chinese.

Want some more of 'THE UGLY CHINAMAN', sleep well Dr Zubir
the Chinese would remain as 'pendatang' in the eyes of some
Malays.


Saturday, March 6, 2010

HAPPY AND SAD

2 things put a smile on my face

1. The sacking of Zul Noordin from PKR.
Bravo PKR.
2.Al-Islam apologised to Roman Catholic Church and
Christians. At least some good sense prevailed.

On the other hand, 1 freaking happening makes me
damn sad.The forever in fighting-back stabbing MCA even
PM Najib is NOT attending their AGM tomorrow!

PADAN MUKE MCA!

Friday, March 5, 2010

DARE TO TOUCH ME

Zul Noordin comes out like a very arrogant and damn cocky guy

he warns that any disciplinary action against him, he would
consider as 'an act of betrayal'
Man, who does he think he is? Just bcoz he had gone to jail for
DSAI, and a party loyalist, he can't be touch? Very interesting
indeed, let's wait a day or two for PKR’s disciplinary board
next course of action.
And one more funny thing, he says that he is a party loyalist,
and yet he went infringing a party gag order and
lodging a police report against Shah Alam PAS MP
Khalid Samad!
PKR should take him out.


Thursday, March 4, 2010

NOT IN THE INTEREST OF JUSTICE= INJUSTICE

now is not a good time to charge people la!

Attorney-General Tan Sri Abdul Gani Patail has
decided not to press charges against the two
reporters who wrote an article about the church
and Islam in a magazine.
He said taking stern action would not be in
the
interest of justice,
peace
and harmony at this
particular time.

What is the meaning of not in interest of justice??
Desecrating a church and making a mockery of Christianity is
doing justice to Christians?

DAMMIT!
He further said that he was satisfied that
they did not intend to offend anyone and it was
an act of sheer ignorance.
Ooh no intention ah? Really,ah?

UNBELIEVABLE
piece of crap from the Malaysia's attorney
general.

MCA SABOTAGED YET AGAIN

Earlier on, Ong Tee Keat was saying that The MCA the
second
largest Barisan Nasional component party
has found its footing and is gaining momentum
towards winning back the hearts and minds of
not just Malaysian Chinese but also people of
other
races in the country
Then later today, the DVD ex health minister threw

this piece at Ong Tee Keat's earlier statement that MCA was on
the road to recovery.Now it looks like MCA is back to square one



MCA is in the pit yet again!
DAMMIT! I for one won't be surprise that come next election
MCA will perish into the thin air.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

JUMPING SHIP IS A JOKE

Wah, PKR politicians jumping ship is like no other business, yesss
jump! These katak-katak are real big joke and a pain the arse
they jump for what?
Do they bother about the voters who put them there as MPs or
ADUN? The exodus PKR reminded me about this movie



And the related joke told to me a few months ago.

PAY I MILLION FOR JUMPING SHIP
!
During the time when the titanic was about to go down, a filthy
rich American guy wanted to save all other passengers on board,
so he came up with this idea of paying US$1 million for his
American people to jump off from the ship so that the titanic
would become lighter in weight and hopefully it stayed afloat.
The American rich guy : Okay Americans, show them that
we're compassionate, for 1million dollars, JUMP!
All Americans on board jumped and dived into the sea.

Next, the British tycoon not wanting to lose to the Americans
used the same tactics with his countrymen' Okay folks let's do it
for 1 million pound, JUMP!
Every Briton on board dived!

Then up were the Singaporeans, our neighbors from the South
1 Singaporean boss shouted" For 1 million Singapore dollars,
Singaporeans JUMP! Yes, jump they did.

Finally it was Malaysians turn to jump and 1 orang kaya-kaya
was in deep thought, would our Malaysians accept 1 million ringgit
bait and whether Malaysians dared to jump into the sea?
Anyhow he had to try, so he shouted with all his might: Malaysia
BOLEH! JUMP!
Hehee, hee, here in titanic, Malaysians jumped ship not a sen was
paid but I won't dare or can't say for those KATAK-KATAK!