NO COMMENT FROM FIFA

Surprise, surprise

Fifa refuses to comment on mistakes by World Cup officials

Either this Uruguayan referee Jorge Larriondahas cocked-eyes or was he a corrupt ref? No comment from FIFA! Does this
mean he's scot free? No punishment?

Then the ref below here must be DAMN bloody 'suey' coz

got a RED CARD from FIFA!

FIFA, bias or not?

HOLY INTERVENTION

When South Korea qualified for the last 16 in the World Cup, the Koreans
celebrated by

jumping into a river but unfortunately, 1 DROWNED.

Then the South Koreans met Uruguay for a place in the quarters- finals
on June 26. But the HOLY up- above decided that 1 death was enough.
So HE made the Uruguayans stopped the Koreans from advancing further
URUGUAY 2 - SOUTH KOREA 1

The Japanese supporters like the Koreans also jumping into rivers as a way
to celebrate as Japan too qualified for the last 16.

Luckily, all Japanese survived in their jumps.

Come Tuesday, Japan will be facing another South American team,
Paraguay for a berth in the quarters.
The question now, is whether there will be another holy intervention from above?
Perhaps, HE might allowed Japan to go thru to the quarter-finals since
Japanese are DAMN good swimmers!

CAN KJ GORED IBRAHIM'S BUTT?

“I am like a bull fighter. Whatever comes in front of me
which is not right, I will wallop,” said Ibrahim Ali
The ever pain in the ass Perkasa guy, this time is up against KJ. So can
KJ be the BULL


to gore Ibrahim Ali' s butt out and shut him up forever, as least bringing
a little justice for Najib's 1Malaysia concept.

TALES FROM SOUTH KOREA

Funny, when South Korea qualified for the second round, these things
happened, of course in Korea :

Condom sales up after win Wow, Bang! Bang! Bang! We won, we won!

South Korean fan drowns during
World Cup celebrations

Wow, let's jump into the river and celebrate,
holy shit! I can't swim.
Then you're DEAD.

CHINESE & INDIAN MOVIES

Received this in my mail box, thought it's an interesting read.

Things You Need to Know About Chinese Swordplay Movies

1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young and the hero will become an orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a
few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and declared dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat.
But when traveling to towns and villages, they still must walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silvers with
them to pay for their dishes.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is
and no matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the
knees and with smoke coming out from the head.

7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and yet never drop them
(carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots).


Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies
=======================================

1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince
when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.

2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform
a dance number in the rain.

3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.

4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear
from god-knows-where and join them in the dance.

5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy whom he is up against is
actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the
chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth.

6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are: -
No Problem! My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please forgive me!

7. They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and come out with different clothing.

8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, batting eyes-lid, throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.

Thanks Mae.

FRANCE A BIG LETDOWN

Very disappointed and feeling disgusted with France.
FRANCE 1 SOUTH AFRICA 2

A WAY OUT FOR TIAN CHUA

The magistrate’s court fined Tian Chua RM3,000 and sentenced to 6
months in jail for biting a policeman more than 2 years ago.
Then, the High Court replaced it with a RM2,000 fine and, in default, two
months jail, adding that it was not in the public interest for a by-election
to take place.
Going by the Constitution, Tian Chua should be disqualified as MP for Batu.
So the only way out for Tian Chua to remains as a MP is thru the Appeal
Court against the High Court decision by reducing further the fine from
RM 2000 to say, RM 1950.00.
If the Appeal Court will to uphold the High Court's decision, then it's
holy shit for Tian Chua and a by-election will be in the air for Batu folks.

BEST GOAL

This is THE BEST GOAL thus far

of course from Ronaldo who finally found the net with two minutes to
play, showing his trademark cheeky skill as he pushed the ball
past the keeper and then juggled the rebound on his back before
slotting into the empty goal.
More yet to come from Cristiano Ronaldo- THE FORMER MU STAR!

NO GUTS FOR ANOTHER BY-ELECTION?

Since PM Najib is high on the popularity poll with 72% Malays happy with
his performance thus far, why not call for a by-election in Batu ah?

PM Najib would definitely take this as a testing ground of sorts for BN
before the next GE, right? But why is BN shying away? After all, Batu
parliamentary seat consists of more than 60% Malays so why not
grab this opportunity to take back the seat that used to belong to Gerakan?
Wonder why BN is scared to face the Batu electorate again, even the Speaker
seemed to be chicken out here.
Rightly, Chua Tian Chang should be disqualified as an MP,
insisting that the Dewan Rakyat Speaker was compelled
to declare the seat vacant.
-DAP Karpal Singh.

DAMMIT! Let's have another buy-election by-election in my
constituency this time around and perhaps, some 'goodies' from my Prime
Minister. Yesss?

NO NEED TO FISH ...AND OSO CANNOT GO BANKRUPT ONE

I like what Nazir Razak, younger brother of Jibby said

Those who have been trying to stop efforts to review the
NEP are those who are benefiting from the NEP.
That was why some contractors were not happy with
open tender...Why refuse to compete?”
Why? Becuz they don't want to learn how to fish, they want to be spoon feed!
Easy life man, after all, that perkasa Ibrahim Ali said its their rights for the
30% cut wor! This perkasa guy always get my temperature skyrockets,
earlier he had called Idris Jala to resign from the Cabinet.Becuz Ibrahim Ali
said that Idris was confusing the Rakyat.
"We have been borrowing to spend, it is
increasing our deficit and debt, we cannot go on like
this," Idris said
DAMMIT! Was that difficult to comprehend?
So okay lah , no need to review the NEP and don't cut subsidies and still
Malaysia CANNOT go bankrupt? Yes?
Whoa! Malaysia Boleh.

RM2000 OR RM2001?

So is Tian Chua be disqualified as Batu MP with a RM2000 or RM2001 fine?
DAP lawyer Karpal Singh said: RM 2000.
Tian Chua's lawyer Ranjit Singh said:RM2001.

The said judge who wanted to avoid another by-election with good intention
had goofed, he should reduced the fine from RM3000 to RM1900.
Tian Chua should be disqualified, what you think?
Latest update:
Tian Chua has 14 days 2appeal under Art 48 of Constitution.

NO OPEN TENDER = RM 812 MILLION?

As to why there was no open tender for the new Istana Negara, Works
Minister Datuk Shaziman Abu Mansor declared:
"I am all for open tenders but in this case we
have to consider a few vital points which are
confidential."
But becoz of a few vital points which are confidential so NO
open tenders la!

DAMMIT! And becoz of no open tenders the cost had ballooned to
RM 812 million?

LEARN THIS TRICK, YOU WON'T REGRET

Let me tip you a thing or two, if by any chance that you're caught by the
MACC for corruption. First, find out ALL the witnesses who are against you.
Then talk to them, take care of them or in other words, 'kao tim' them, you
know-I know-what I mean.The court will freed you from whatever charges
becoz the witnesses have turned 'hostile' ,uncooperative or rogue!
DAMMIT! Don't ask me why or how becoz I too learned this trick from him.
Norza freed after witnesses turn hostile

AMONG THE BEST? MY FOOT

Najib said Barisan Nasional was acknowledged as among
the best in the world.- THE STAR


Thought it might hold some truth during Mahathir's administration, as BN
then was able to win all states during General elections except for the state of
Kelantan.
Currently and ironically, the acknowledgement that BN as among the best,
somewhat off the mark in Najib's time.
So whoever or whatever institution that acknowledged BN as among the best
coalition party might got the all facts wrong or behind times in Malaysian
politics.
Just take a peep at those major component parties' strength in BN at this
point in time, shall we?
1. MCA- AN ex blue DVD actor is now leading MCA still lacking support from
the Chinese community as proven in Hulu Selangor and Sibu by-elections.

2.MIC- Samy Vellu the overstayed president had been kicked out of Parliament
by the Sungei Siput folks in GE12. A dude who kicks out any damn MIC
members who opposed him.

3. UMNO- In crossroad with a pressure group called Perkasa.

4. Gerakan- a non existent party with its president Koh Tsu Koon more
at home in his KRA or KPI thingy. We don't hear anything about reconstruction
in Gerakan lately, have we?

5.PPP- practically an unknown in Malaysian politics arena.

DAMMIT! With BN components in sixes and sevens,until MCA, MIC ,
GERAKAN and others put up their houses in order, how can BN be termed
as among the best in the world?

SPORTS BETTING

To those groups of people who are against sports betting or gambling, good
for them and congrats but people who love gambling should be of no concern
to them. Right? Whether sports betting is legalised or not,or whether you
like it or not, gambling or for that matter sports betting will be still be in
business today, tomorrow and days to come.


If you don't like gambling or drinking alcohol then stay away from them
just like dadah, where you know the pitfalls, don't you ever try drugs!
Similarly here, nobody can force you to gamble or drinking if you have strong
convictions that gambling and drinking are 'evils' and against your religion belief.
But if the Malaysian government doesn't legalise sports betting, then too bad,
they stand to lose millions in taxes collections and making those underground
bookies laughing all their way to the banks!
I too, want PM Najib to legalise sports betting, no difference to other gamblings
like 4D or casinos, the government will able to collect more money and maybe,
subsidies will remain and paying less for petrol.
DAMMIT! Legalised sports betting, money going to the government is
anytime better, than money into the pockets of bookies!
Don't you agree?

MOST DESPISED GUY

I really can't tahan this Perkasa Ibrahim Ali anymore

He really got a big mouth, and who the hell he thinks he is?
The last time, he said he didn't give a damn about MCA and now, he's calling
Idris Jala to resign just becoz Jala said that Malaysia would go bankrupt if
subsidies continues.
He just like a BIG bully walking around with a baseball bat, demanding this
demanding that.
DAMMIT! Can somebody stop him before the 58% of Chinese support
depleting further, prior GE13? If Ibrahim Ali allows to rule, then BN
can stop dreaming about the new Parliament House in Putrajaya.

ARE TAXI DRIVERS GOOD SPIES?

It was reported that the Information Department is holding talks with taxi drivers
associations on how the cab drivers could assist the government by acting as
ears and mouthpiece.
The government hopes taxi drivers could act as conduit between the people and the
government. Huh! Of all people, TAXI DRIVERS!

DAMMIT! So difficult to find one honest cab driver in the Klang Valley who
uses the meter, doesn't abuse the meter mechanism,who doesn't ask for
extremely high fixed price or who uses the shortest possible route.
In short, do we have honest, really honest taxi drivers in the Klang Valley who
don't cheat passengers especially newly-arrived foreigners?
Do these taxi drivers have the credibility and integrity to act as good spies
for the government?
I doubt, so has this visitor.

ANOTHER COCKY DUDE

“I don't give a damn about MCA,-Ibrahim Ali
A cocky racist?

I always thought that 'a good leader is always humble and solving
community problems and NOT creating problems'.
So how shall we call this Perkasa dude?
A bad leader or a cocky leader? Or a bad cocky leader?
DAMMIT! And yes, 'we too don't give a damn about Ibrahim Ali'!

LOOKING FOR A FIGHT?

If you're looking for a fight with your spouse, here are the
ammunition courtesy of Malaysian Mirror.

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Guinness.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you

A NEW PARLIAMENT HOUSE AT WHOSE EXPENSE?

The government will stop subsidies to cut costs or else Malaysia
will go bankrupt in 2019.

And the government is planning to build a new Parliament House
in Putrajaya costing RM 800 million.
Saving Malaysia from bankruptcy by spending RM800 million for
another Parliament for parliamentarians to create more fracas?
DAMMIT!, yet the BN government expects the Malaysian majority
to vote for them in elections, if not they'll call you as 'ungrateful'!

ANOTHER 6 MONTHS..

Come another 6 months, what's gonna happen to MCA?

1.MCA wanting to recapture Chinese support

2. MCA maybe still alive and half-dead.

And DAMMIT!
3. Or MCA may just drop dead and becomes irrelevant to the
Chinese community in Malaysia?

ENJOY YOUR POPULARITY PM NAJIB WHILE THERE'S STILL SUNSHINE

PM Najib's approval rating goes up to 72pc according to
a survey done by the Merdeka Center.

The poll found 77% of Malays, 58% of
Chinese and 80% of Indians expressing
satisfaction over Najib's performance.
My take:
77% Malays were happy most probably with some help from
Perkasa Ibrahim Ali fighting for their Malay rights and their social
contract (whatever that means)

80% Indians were also very satisfied as they are getting a lot of
carrots from PM Najib lately especially during buy-elections
by-elections in Hulu Selangor .
But why only 58% of Chinese say aye to Najib?

The Najib administration or BN government is NOT getting
enough support from the Chinese community. The Chinese had
knocked many times on BN's head that the Malaysian Chinese are
not FULLY on the BN or MCA side and this thorny Chinese issue
should be of some concerned to MCA newly elected bullshit
president.

Generally, Malaysians especially Chinese are getting really pissed
off with corruption as Malaysians are dissatisfied with efforts to
combat corruption (61 per cent) .
DAMMIT! And Malaysian Chinese probably are MOST
UNHAPPY with PERKASA and Ibrahim Ali- a group that trying
to break up the racial harmony and unity in the country.

CSL's BLUFF

The First bullshits from MCA President.
Who said earlier that both Tee Yong and Gelang Patah MP Tan Ah Eng
names were submitted to the prime minister for a Deputy Minister post.
But The Wanita MCA deputy chairman hinted today that her party president may not have been telling the truth when he made his claim to the press recently.

DAMMIT! CSL a liar,ah?

MIC & MCA FIGHTING EACH OTHER

A top level MIC leader said “We want to stress that Chua and
MCA have become irrelevant to BN, and the longer Chua
stays in power, the more difficult it would be for the
Chinese community to come back to BN
Similarly, MCA also can say:
“We want to stress that Chua Samy and MIC have become
irrelevant to BN, and the longer Chua Samy stays in power,
the more difficult it would be for the Chinese Indian
community to come back to BN.

As you see, MIC and MCA are in the same predicament. Both
parties are not getting their respective community support.
DAMMIT! Just like calling another kettle black.