IF ONLY IT'S TRUE

I just can't resist copying this You Tube video from Bernard Khoo's
blog. Teenagers are encouraged to seek parental approval before
viewing this video.



If only it can help to solve the'allah' problem then Malaysians
can live in peace and harmony.

PERKASA, WHY?

HINDRAF caused 'jittery' to Malaysians with their aggressive
street demo

Will PERKASA cause 'more jittery' to more Malaysians with


PERKASA's mentality to fight for the Malay community?
And

their kris waving culture?

With strong actions from PERKASA/Ibrahim Ali/Tun Dr.
Mahathir where would Najib 1Malaysia stands?

Banning HINDRAF ceased 'jittery' but will the government dare
to ban PERKASA?

ANOTHER TIGER WOOD IN THE MAKING?

Hopefully not

John Terry had revealed that he had an affair with the partner
of former Chelsea pal and England team-mate Wayne Bridge.

Sad isn't it? Why world class, rich sportsmen wanting to end their
beautiful careers becoz of women?
Isssit worth it?
Hope Terry will pull thru this mess and maybe a step better
than Tiger Wood.
Good luck, John Terry.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2831902/Terry-the-England-outcast.html#ixzz0e5G1KyGM

COSTLY OR CORRUPTLY?

This peacock flower or scientifically known as Caesalpinia
Pulcherrima costs only RM30 in the market but the Education
Ministry paid RM 250 !! No kidding, for more here

DAMMIT!! Shouldn't MACC pay a visit to the big spender, ah?

WHAT A MOUTHFUL...

GTP
NKRA
KPI
HPS
Hey, makes me wonder how many of you readers could tell what
those letters stand for and what they mean , off hand and without
reference? Any takers, huh?
Honestly I can't. And this is what they stand for:

GTP- government transformation programme
NKRA-National Key Results Areas
KPI- key performance indicators
HPS-high-performance schools

What they mean? Queries should be directed to the KPI minister
himself Tan Sri Koh Soh Koon. DAMMIT! Why do the
government making us so ever confusing with its 1Malaysia
sloganeering thing now with these difficult to remember lettering?

TOYO'S CRAP

Yep, I love this piece of crap from the dentist-owner of Bali
Mansion- ex-MB of Selangor

"I am disappointed. I have given my heart to
Selangor. I love Selangor. I have worked hard, 18
hours a day for the past eight years for the State.
I am not appreciated. Instead, I am being publicly
humiliated,"- Former Selangor Menteri Besar
Datuk Seri Dr Mohammad Khir Toyo

18 hours a day for 8 years? Ah, how to believe you la!
Want to bluff, next time bluff la with logic, DAMMIT! You
want us to believe that you're a robot MB rather than a human
being ah?
Hey Toyo, no one is humiliating you la, except that the people also
very curious to know mah, how you spent RM 1.7 million on your
2 Disneyland trips.
Anyway, I somehow felt a little bit kesian for you bcoz you
worked so hard and not being appreciated but instead kena
humilation, poor fella , you.
"I have co-operated fully with MACC, I have no
worries."
Okay okay, so why worry if you're innocent and don't get angry
becoz the people also got the right to know whether you got use
'public funds or not to pay for your children and maid for the two
"technical trips". That's all, we want to know.
Oh yes, I almost forget, where and how you got money to build
your Bali Mansion, ah? I remembered you said you're a
dentist before becoming Selangor MB for 8 years. Wah, man! only
cabut gigi can get so much dough to build your mansion, so tell me
how many dentists in Malaysia, have Bali mansions like you?
I wonder how many, can you tell me ah ,Toyo?

CALLING FOR RAKYAT UNITY

OH, THIS IS NO GOOD

the wild boar heads incident
Now these troublemakers are trying all kinds of evil ways to
break up the unity of Malaysians. They tried burning down
churches, surau, Sikh temple and now using wild boar heads to
provoke racial unrest among the people.
Don't Let Them Provoke Us Into War says Marina Mahathir
I suggest the Malaysian government hold a mammoth
rakyat gathering, maybe say on a Sunday morning in Bukit
Jalil stadium perhaps with a crowd of 100,000 showing Malaysian
unity.Let us show these perpetrators that nothing, yes nothing
could shake our unity as Malaysians. Let us show the world that
Malaysians CONDEMN vehemently these despicable acts; fire
bombings and severed animal heads in houses of worship.
I say again let's have a people gathering to show that Malaysians
are united come what may.

BEDROCK OR WATER BED?

Religious Freedom, Tolerance, Peace And Fairness
-- Bedrock Of The Country
-Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak

Sir, how can we achieve Religious Freedom
Tolerance when we have people like

controversial zealot Zulkifli Noordin the DEFENDER of 'allah' in
our midst?
Sir, how can we have Peace when fire bombers
are still around vandalising places of worship?

And Sir , how can have Fairness when we have

Perkasa /Ibrahim Ali championing Malay rights and maintaining
Malay dominance in the country.
Sir, please you gotta do something for ALL Malaysians where we
can truly believe we are as 1 Malaysia?
Or is your BEDROCK turning into a WATER BED?

HIGH TIME MACC

MACC taking 1st shot at
former Selangor menteri besar Datuk Seri Dr Mohd
Khir Toyo over two working trips he made to
Disneyland theme parks in France and the United
States apparently costing RM 1.7 million!!
So MACC aim at the bull's eye and nail the guy above to the wall!
Then 2nd shot...
At Toyo's Bali Mansion, it's damn bloody huge mansion , you won't
miss it. Hit hard and straight with your arrows maybe you win
back some of your lost credibility.
Good luck MACC.

HOW MUCH YOU HATE YOUR MOTHER- IN- LAW

DAMMIT! Too often we hear people saying how much they hate
their mother-in laws, right? And must we have to live with our in
laws especially mother in laws and torturing ourselves?
Let me tell you a story....

Waiting in the cab, my
wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be
empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver
that I will be out soon,
"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That
stupid bitch was hiding under the bed I had to poke her
with a coat hanger to get her to come out!

She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then,
I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me.But, it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

After listening to my story, do you know what happened to the taxi
driver?
The cab driver hit a parked car.
Believe me ah? No? Okay okay listen carefully...why it took me
so long...and what what happened in between before I popped into
the taxi.... Let start from the beginning, shall we?

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's
Eve party.We turned on a night light, turned the

answering machine on,covered our pet parakeet and

put the cat in the backyard.We phoned the local cab

company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we
put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't
want the cat shut in the house because she always tries
to eat the bird.My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went
inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Ha, ha so actually I was trying to kao tim my cat and not my
mother -in -law and some more I don't have mother in law la!
GOTCHA!!

RELIGIOUS INTOLERANT IN INDONESIA

I come across this article from JakartaGlobe about some Muslim
extremists in Indonesia are intolerant towards other
religions,particularly Christianity.

Christians attending Katedral Mesias in Jakarta. (Reuters Photo)
The head of Indonesia’s largest Muslim organization
admitted on Friday that a report stating that Christians
were the most frequent victims of religious freedom
violations here was true.
...... some groups oppose the building of churches, or
even try to prevent Christians from conducting religious
rituals in accordance with their beliefs.
“A church in Sibuhuan, South Tapanuli [in North Sumatra]
was burnt down this afternoon...
Well, I'm highlighting this news from Indonesia NOT to offend/
insult anyone, Indonesians in particular, but to show and plead
that religious tolerance is a paramount ingredient to racial harmony
which we all as Malaysians have enjoyed.
Thus as Malaysians, lets us all live by the motto 'LIVE AND
LET LIVE'.
Can't we?

HATRED

I Am Not Anti-Christian, Says Tun Mahathir
Yes, I believe Dr.Mahathir is not against Christians but nonetheless,
Tun is Anti:
1. America
2.Israel
3. Singapore
4. Brader Anwar and
5. Pak Lah (I won't know whether he still dislike his successor or
not?)
Tun, have I missed out any one else?

FAVOR WORD & BEST QUOTE

For this weekend, 'STAGE' belongs to Tun Dr Mahathir
Mohamad


and THE BEST QUOTE goes to Khalid Samad


“There is an Arabic saying that the dog barks but
the caravan moves on. I am not going to respond
to his emotionally driven comments. I am just a
caravan but I did not say he is the dog.”

GOOD SHOW PDRM

At least the Police looked like doing their job after all, arresting
another 7 idiots who arson attempt on holy places tallying up
to 15, the number arrested for vandalism or attempt to attack
places of worship.So PDRM should be given a pat on their
shoulders but then again,the police ought to take further actions
on these people who tried to cause disharmony among Malaysians
who pleasantly surprising keeping their cool heads amidst the
'ALLAH' controversy. The police should be quick in charging these
irresponsible people in court not dilly-dally and locking them up
behind bars with maximum punishment
Another good news:
Mat rempit gets 20mths’ jail
If a mat rempit who is a menace to other road users, gets 20
months imprisonment and a RM 8000 fine, then
DAMMIT! Those uncivilised idiots who fire bombed places of
worship should be given a heavier penalty than this mat rempit?
Don't you agree?

ONLY NOW WE REALISED...

Since Jan 8, after 16 places of worship of arson attacked, and with
the arrest of 8 suspects of church arsonist then only the Home
Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein woke up
from his long slumber and talking some senses, hopefully!

just woke up from his sleep..

the police would press on relentlessly to identify
and arrest the others involved.
Sure or not relentlessly? Issit passively? No?
“We realise the negative impact and
consequences on the people and country if the
matter is not handled prudently.
But earlier, on 10 Jan, he didn't realise the seriousness saying
the situation was under control and not serious.
“So far the attacks have involved stone throwing
and arson attempts. There is no serious damage,”
"This is just a small case and only the front door
was damaged by splashed petrol.
But today he sings a different tune and apparently this part here
was the best from the Home Minister
“As such, I wish to advise all quarters, particularly
political leaders, to exercise caution and be
prudent and responsible when making statements
on the issue,”
Yes a very good advice indeed! Particularly to all political
leaders and DAMMIT! that including the home minister
himself and his cousin brother PM Najib!

PERKASA- A PRESSURE GROUP

I, one of many peace loving Malaysians loathe street demo and
was happy in a way and 'relieved' that the Indian pressure group
HINDRAF was banned by the government.
Now comes another pressure racial group PERKASA seeking to
defend the constitutional position of the Malays and
the social contract.

Perkasa leader, has the government support?
So after more than 50 years of Independence we are still fighting
and defending 'our own individual race'?
PM Najib, please care to tell me which direction is your 1Malaysia
concept going?
DAMMIT! Into a longkang ah?

WHERE GOT LOGIC?

These days I find hard to understand Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad

According to The Malaysian Insider, he says the 9/11 attacks
in the United States,that killed nearly 3,000, was staged
as an excuse to “mount attacks on the Muslim world”,
saying killing as an excuse for war is not new to the US.
Tun, the 3000 dead included majority Americans, so would the
United States massacred its own people just to 'mount attacks on
the Muslim world'?
If it was true then either its absolutely ABSURDITY OR INSANITY?
Sorry Tun, but I find difficulty believing in what you said.

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

A RECENT BREAKING NEWS.
2 jet engines missing....


Well, for most Malaysians that piece of news was astonishing
unbelievable and was somewhat like a 'pain in the arse' news!
But to some people, that was a business opportunity where you can
make some quick bucks, like this T-shirt seller

For a business to succeed , you need to grab whatever opportunity
coming your way

and hitting the nail when it's hot!!

ps.
DA FEI KAY literally means shooting down aeroplanes.
DA FEI KAY in Cantonese sarcastically means masturbation!

MALAYSIA'S COPYRIGHT-LAH

MALAYSIA TO SINGAPORE: ONLY MALAYSIANS CAN USE THE WORD 'LAH'

Received this from Singapore: Malaysia has issued a warning to Singaporeans that only Malaysians are allowed to use the word ‘Lah’.

This latest move comes after earlier claims that popular dishes like chicken rice and bak kut teh were originally Malaysia’s, and after a string of attacks on churches following a controversy over whether only Muslims are entitled to use the word ‘Allah’ for God.

“Once again, Singaporeans have shown how insensitive they are to us, lah,” said Malaysian government spokesman Abdullah bin Lalalah. “Even our language they also take, lah!”

When asked what steps Malaysia would do to enforce its claim on the word ‘lah’, Mr. Abdullah replied, “You wait and see, lah!”

Already, several Singaporeans visiting Johor have been arrested for exclaiming “Alamak!” when being issued summonses by the Johor Baru traffic police. “We count that as two offences,” said Mr. Abdullah. “They have illegally used both ‘lah’ and ‘Allah’.”

TalkingCock.com conducted an informal poll of Singaporeans asking them what they would do if they could not use the word ‘Lah’, and the responses are as follows:

Don’t use, lor – 65%

Cannot use, meh? – 10%

Malaysia damn wu liao, hor? – 5%

When asked if the Malaysian government’s claim on the word ‘Lah’ was yet another manufactured crisis to distract Malaysians from their own internal governance problems, Mr. Abdullah replied, “Eh! Look over there! Is that Bigfoot?!”

You can also go direct to www.TalkingCock.com for the story

THE USAGE OF 'ALLAH' ROW

MUSLIMS CAN, CHRISTIANS CANNOT
PAS SAYS CAN, UMNO SAYS CANNOT
COURT SAYS CAN, FIRE BOMBERS SAY CANNOT
SABAH & SARAWAK CAN, SEMENANJUNG CANNOT

So CAN or CANNOT?
CAN only if Malaysians tolerance levels as high as
in Indonesia

IT'S 9, NOW

Kota Tinggi church splashed with red paint

So how many more do you want, Malaysian Police, before you
arrest any fire bombers/perpetrators , huh?
The people don't want to hear your excuses like 'Police have
determined the “physical attributes or 'We have some
development but we cannot say much as it would
disrupt our investigations.
DAMMIT! We want real actions from the police and stop
all this bullshits against churches and all places of worship.

Oops! It's 11 according to the latest from Malaysiakini..
The number of places of worship attacked by
unknown persons has now risen to 11 with this
latest incident affecting a Catholic church in
Kota Tinggi.

TERENGGANU BEAT THEM ALL

What I'm talking about is about collapsing of buildings and roof-
top, Terengganu once again take the cake!

Why building contractors in Terengganu cannot even build a
proper garage meh?
Still remember the RM300mil Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin
Stadium’s roof collapsed in 2008 which was built just a year
earlier?
So why incidents of roof top tumbling, keep on happening
in Terengganu, may I ask?

BIAS OR WHAT?

In today Star , it says that the government will give alimony aid
to Muslim women caught in divorce wrangles where RM15 million
are allocated as loans.
Only for Muslim women what about non Muslim divorcees?
Why help only Muslims ah? Non Muslims divorcees are rich ah
and can take care of themselves without any financial assistance,
issit?
PM Najib's 1Malaysia is hardly in existence here, as far as this
alimony aid is concerned. By right, this kinda of loan assistance
should be given to ALL Malaysian divorcees regardless of
religions, yes?
DAMMIT! PM Najib please take care of all Malaysians equally
and fairly without any bias intonations.

SLOWLY AND PASSIVELY

Yes slow and steady when comes to arresting of church bombers
Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein
revealed that police had identified possible suspects
for the spate of firebombing and arson attempts, but
the minister would not publicly reveal details yet.

Why hurry or worry in arresting those irresponsible fire bombers
after all everything is under control and only door of a church
was damaged and Sunday morning services went on smoothly.
DAMMIT! STOP ALL VANDALISM on places of worships
IMMEDIATELY so that people like church goers do not need
to ask themselves :WILL OUR CHURCH BE HIT NEXT?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Stones or petrol only, please..

Situation under control, says Hisham

Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein has confirmed
that the number of churches attacked has reached
seven but says the situation is not serious.
In fact it's now 8 and yet he said the situation is NOT serious!
So how serious is serious? Maybe wait until 30 or 40 churches
got burnt or some people die being attacked then it's serious?
To the home minister it's not a serious problem becoz
“So far the attacks have involved stone throwing and
arson attempts. There is no serious damage,”
"This is just a small case and only the front door was
damaged by splashed petrol.
This is just like telling those perpetrators, yes fire bombers
you can continue doing the damage on churches but use only
stones or petrol , okay? Just gempa them!
DAMMIT!! Vandalism on places of worship should be severely
dealt with quickly but even after 8 confirmed cases of church
attack, we have yet to know of any perpetrators been arrested,
why no arrest, IGP?

MALAYSIA'S 2010 BEST NEW YEAR GIFT

The church bombers yet again presented Malaysians another
gift- the 4th church to be attacked.


Sigh, can't say no more: Malaysia is a beautiful country and I'm
proud to be a Malaysian.
PM Najib can you say that you're proud of your 1Malaysia?
And on the contrary on you stating that arson attacks do not
mean 1Malaysia has failed, I as a peace loving Malaysian feels
1Malaysia has failed miserably!
DAMMIT! If Malaysians will to get another arson attack from
church bombers, IGP Musa and the Home Minister should
resign!

NEWS MAKER

Malaysia fond of making news globally for all the wrong reasons.
We made international headlines not long ago in wanting to cane
a Muslim woman for drinking a few glasses of beer



then the cow- head' incident in Selangor where some Malaysians
couldn't tolerate the sighting of Hindu temples in their
neighbourhood!


And the latest incident to happen in the country, Malaysians
quarrelled becoz of 1 (ONE) single word, 'ALLAH' where some
fanatic people burned churches!


Amazing Malaysia, truly bizarre, don't you agree?

DAMMIT! What's next, Malaysia?

CHURCH BURNED

WAS THIS NECESSARY?
LET'S ALL HOPE MALAYSIANS WOULD WAKE UP AND
COME TO THEIR SENSES
THE MALAYSIAN POLICE SHOULD STOP ALL THIS CRAP
-THREATENING NON MUSLIMS!

GOT DEMO IN KL..

It should be a very, very interesting observation this afternoon,
after the Friday prayers in and around Kuala Lumpur, whether
those groups fighting for 'ALLAH' will still go ahead with their
planned demonstration.
With the IGP Musa giving a very strong warning against any
'ALLAH' protest stressing that the police have not issued
any permits, even for peaceful protest rallies.
And also, he said
“How can police issue a permit for a gathering at a
mosque because it is a place of worship,”
But on the other hand, the PM Najib was kinda 'giving support'
to demonstration 'Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak
today said that the government cannot stop
people from gathering at mosques tomorrow to
protest against a court decision which had
allowed the Christian publication Herald to use
to term "Allah".
PM Najib was trying to tell the people to go ahead with the demo
whilst Musa say NO go!
So now will be there a street demo in KL come this afternoon,
we wait and see la.If it's on , and there's chaos in KL, then
DAMMIT! Blame the PM!

CAN YOU HELP?

Rather than arguing about who can use the word 'ALLAH' why not
spend time looking for this missing daughter

I received this request via email from a friend. Please help.

Dear friends,

My daughter Lee Xiang Yuee age 14 was missing from home since 20th Dec 2009. She never call back and the last sms I received was on 22nd Dec.

Her handphone no016-4699023 not able to locate her. Hope you all can help me to spread the photos and news. Attached photos my daughter.

If anyone sees them bring her to police station and we can be contacted at 0124669399/0164407889 (Joanne) and 012-4787323 (Kian Soon).

We want our daughter home.

Thanks for your help.
This SOS was taken directly from Stephen Doss 's blog.

CHARGED 2 ONLY

A Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF) personnel with the
rank of sergeant and a company director will be charged
in the Petaling Jaya Sessions Court today in connection
with the missing two F-5E jet engines. Attorney-General Abdul
Gani Patail said the RMAF personnel would be charged
for stealing while the company director for disposing
off stolen properties.-Malaysian Mirror.
Only 2? Incredible and unbelievable investigations by the
Malaysian police! Only 2 were involved, most probably the
missing 2 jet engines were made of plastic or pvc materials so
1 person also can carried the engines, mah.

Made from plastics/pvc lah

No? Oh, I see those engines were damn heavy, you need
a crane or heavy machinery and a lot of manpower to remove
those engines, okay, then they (the thieves lah) would
have most probably brought along

this guy to help out! You mean David Copperfield was here in
Malaysia in 2007, hey how come I didn't know?
Of course you didn't know , and also you also didn't know the
missing 2 jet engines until yesterday, right?
Okay coming back to why only2 guys were charged, again most
probably they were 'tai seh kwai' (scapegoats) for some people.
DAMMIT ! ONLY 2 meh!

OMG!!

Malaysians love fighting each other, at this point in time in
Malaysia, people seemed to be so damn free , got nothing better
to do, now quarrelling between some Muslims and Christians to
the Federal Court over 'God' But from small, I was taught the
equation of GOD
GOD=TUHAN=ALLAH=ONLY ONE GOD.
And I was also taught that people pray to ONE GOD in many
different ways with different religions.
Not only the world is laughing at Malaysia, GOD, I think also laughing
or maybe crying at Malaysians' antics. Why fight about GOD?
Go la fight the devils, Satan or Syaitan..oooh which word is
correct ah?
DEVIL,SATAN or SYAITAN?

HELLO 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS & CHEERS
MAY 2010 BRINGS US MORE DOUGHS THAN TROUBLES!