HOW MUCH YOU HATE YOUR MOTHER- IN- LAW

DAMMIT! Too often we hear people saying how much they hate
their mother-in laws, right? And must we have to live with our in
laws especially mother in laws and torturing ourselves?
Let me tell you a story....

Waiting in the cab, my
wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be
empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver
that I will be out soon,
"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That
stupid bitch was hiding under the bed I had to poke her
with a coat hanger to get her to come out!

She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then,
I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me.But, it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

After listening to my story, do you know what happened to the taxi
driver?
The cab driver hit a parked car.
Believe me ah? No? Okay okay listen carefully...why it took me
so long...and what what happened in between before I popped into
the taxi.... Let start from the beginning, shall we?

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's
Eve party.We turned on a night light, turned the

answering machine on,covered our pet parakeet and

put the cat in the backyard.We phoned the local cab

company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we
put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't
want the cat shut in the house because she always tries
to eat the bird.My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went
inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Ha, ha so actually I was trying to kao tim my cat and not my
mother -in -law and some more I don't have mother in law la!
GOTCHA!!