COLOURFUL POLITICIANS

Obviously, we do have some politicians now and then where they spewed out
unbelievable statements that kinda make some interesting reads even making
some jaws dropped.
And so for the past one week we have read about PKR Kak Wan describing
her husband Anwar, as God- sent to lead the country!

Then Perkasa guy Arman Azha Abu Hanifah calling Kak Wan as political
prostitute for her remarks on Malay supremacy

Next by Nazri Aziz who said that people who misinterpreted Malay supremacy
are people with cow dung in their brains!

So folks which of the following 3 statements/phrases you like BEST?
1.God-sent- by Wan Azizah
2. Political prostitute -by Arman Azha Abu Hanifah.
3.Cow dung in their brains- by Nazri Aziz.

PERKASA'S IMMATURITY

I tell you folks this guy

Perkasa Youth chief Arman Azha Abu Hanifah is even worse or kejam than
Ibrahim Ali who had said SHIT thrice in public and calling KJ as stupid”,
“crazy”, “feeble-minded” but this Arman bugger called this woman


Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail a “political prostitute” for rejecting the
concept of Malay supremacy.

DAMMIT! Malaysian politicians like Arman is sickening and really a pain
in the arse!

GOD SENT WHO?

Kak Wan said Anwar Ibrahim is a god-sent leader who was born to
lead the people

Tsk, tsk. tsk. What? She expects Malaysians to believe her, ah? Or expects
her PKR members to have a low rate in IQ?
If Brader was sent by God, then tell me who sent Gandhi, Nelson Mandela
and Aung San Suu Kyi to this planet?

Here in Malaysia, a wife glorifying her husband also a human being, as God
sent! OMG, let's pray that God would help the female gender more for they
truly need help.

GARBAGE

Have you notice that DBKL has been putting up new garbage bins, in and
around Kuala Lumpur , lately?

A brand new 'throw it into my mouth' thingy from DBKL.

Look kinda pretty cool bin isn't it? Yellow body with a blue top/cover and
the local council's logo on the centre. DBKL placing these bins to beautify
and maintain cleanliness? Yes it might be a good idea but then again, before
you can recall what's your mother's maiden name, these bins probably have

gone totally topless! Or

with body still intact but its head almost severed! ( like these old garbage
bins)
No thanks to those scavengers digging for their treasures recycles garbage-
empty cans, bottles , cardboard and what have you.

Maintaining cleanliness and beautifying Kuala Lumpur is not just placing
garbage bins in public areas, it's more than that. Enforcement on litterbugs
should be increased as hardly we see DBKL officers taking any actions on
those buggers who throw rubbish like KL is a nobody land! Especially those
aliens who love lepaking in downtown during public holidays. Also the bloody
dirty roadside hawkers selling drinks or those fish paste leko. These are some
of the main culprits who dirtied Kuala Lumpur and don't give a damn.

DBKL should round up these people who spoilt the beauty of KL and forced
them to do some community work- cleaning up the surroundings in the capital.
At least these buggers would be able to lessen the workload of Alam flora
workers!

ONE SCARY NEWS

Emma Egerton was apparently binge-eating including the Indian takeaway
with peanuts ingredient that caused her death. Since age 5, she was
diagnosed to be allergic to nuts.
One peanut could kill her! Warned her doctors. Scary news isn't it?

NUT ALLERGY RISK

One child in 50 in Britain suffers from peanut allergy and the numbers are rising fast.

Reactions can range from mild itching and rashes to dangerous swelling of the airways, breathing problems and severe asthma.

On average, seven children die from it every year.

It is the most common serious allergic reaction, affecting around 450,000 people.

For more here

CAN WE WEAR LIKE DAT ,HERE?

This was exactly what Singaporean water polo team wore during the 2010
Asian Games -custom-made swimming trunks which feature the
Singapore flag's crescent moon and stars near the groin area.

Wonder what would be the Malaysian authorities take on this, if our
athletes displaying this kind of raising eyebrows design, huh? For cocksure,
ministers like Rais would come up with some sarcastic statements:

Not our culture lah, disgraceful or no respect for Jalur Gemilang and
what else. Ah yes , remember those holier than thou people might take
it to the streets and demand that Malaysian athletes must wear shorts
covering their knee caps and also belly-buttons shouldn't be exposed in
public! Correct or not?

THE NIGHT BEFORE SPM EXAMS

Last nite, on my way home I received a Sms from a fifth former, a nephew
as a matter of fact. It said "Uncle, I sleep early tonite, pls morng call at
5.30am. 2moro SPM"

My, I tell you that Sms instantly sent me into a frenzy, panic and yet concern
mode. A lot of 'must do' things came to my mind as if I was the one taking the
big exams! Immediately after receiving the Sms, I stopped at a 7/11 to get
a new cell battery for my alarm clock, fearing it might not sound the board
when we needed most. LOL!
Once I hit home quickly I went to bed hoping that I woke up early the next
morning to check and double check his preparations before he left for school.
And you know what? I couldn't sleep well last night, I guess I was too excited
for my nephew, hardly catching my 40 winks at all.
Anyway, next morning (this morning) breakfast was prepared including a
bottle of Brands essence of chicken! Exam slip checked, wallet with his IC
checked, money checked and his exams kit checked. Perfect.
When Kit finished his breakfast, dressed up and stepped out from the house
whilst I wished him 'best of luck' for his first paper, BM.
I went back to sleep again still with my fingers all crossed!
Update:
Just a while ago, Kit Smsed me saying BM was Okay, whatever that means.

Any SPM students who wants to comment on BM today, kindly do so on my
Comment column. Thank you.

WHERE ARE OUR MALAYSIAN RUNNERS?

The region's fastest man in the 100-meter dash at the Asian Games



The thrill of watching the 100 meters dash still lingers and ironically asking
where are our Rabuan Pitts and M. Jegathesans? We don't have any of these
athletes anymore, ye?

Dr. M Jegathesan ruled as the fastest man in Asia in the 60's while Rabuan
Pitt was the king in the 1982 Asian Games!
But hello, after all these years spending millions in sports where are we now?

BATIK FASHION

In The Star today, there is an article about an event promoting batik where
participants draped themselves with batik in all sorts of creativity manner.

Well, everything is alright except for these 3 winners

These 3 ladies won the most creatively-dressed family category, err.. I
thought they might have no problem winning in the Ninja-style category!
Family category?? I dunno lah, me got no fashion talent.
Maybe the organisers are trying to promote Women Powerrrr!

RIDDLE

Well since school's out, I thought I'll blog something entirely different from
my usual rantings. It's a riddle but in Bahasa Melayu and this teka-teki was
passed to me about 2 years ago, so those of you who understand the
language might have come across this riddle which I found so canggih yet
simple!
Try and let me know the answer.

Wujud di hujung dunia
Ada kat tengah orang

Besar di arab kecil di cina

Ada kat sana
Tiada kat sini

Dua kat atas
Dua kat bawah

Dua kat kannan
Takda kat kiri

Dua kat ayah
Satu kat emak

Ada kat ayam
Takda kat itik

Banyak sayang,
Tapi takda rindu.

I give the answer soon. Happy school holidays.

WHY LEARN TREES ONLY?

A delegation from Putrajaya will go to Singapore next month in a
two-day study trip to see how the island republic plants and
maintains its trees said the secretary general of the Federal
Territories and Urban Wellbeing Ministry Datuk Haji Ahmad
Phesal Talib today.

I say why just study about planting trees only? Since 'a delegation' is going
there (we don't know how many people, 10, 50 or 200?), why not study and
learn from our tiny South neighbour why Singapore are the least corrupted
country in the world! Also go and study why Singapore can beat Malaysia on
GDP even though Malaysia is 478 times its size!

DAMMIT! Learn more useful things from Singaporeans rather than just
trees!

DON'T WANT TO PAY CAN AH? ASKED KHIR

Now, as an opposition leader in a State Assembly and also a dentist, but very
reluctantly wanting to pay 3 years in arrears assessment on his Bali Mansion
in Shah Alam


Imagine if that Toyo guy is still the MB of Selangor, do you think he'll
pay up whatever he owes to Shah Alam City Council (MPSA) ? More here

WHO'S THE GOVERNMENT?

If PM Najib rarely have coffee with his No.2 Muhyiddin, I won't be surprised
at all, for they seemed they hardly understand each other well. Whenever
both opened their mouths on a same topic/issue, you see them contradicting
among themselves.

Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin had said the
Government was prepared to consider the proposal to
commemorate the May 13 incident

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak has said that it was
unnecessary to commemorate the racial riots of May 13.
No 1 says unnecessary to commemorate and
No.2 says prepared to consider !

DAMMIT! See what I mean when I said this 2 gentlemen must go for more
coffee breaks or teh tarik together ? Or else one day, Najib's 1Malaysia with
Muhyiddin's 1Perkasa becomes a reality.

A BRAND NEW SENTUL CLINIC

To some people attending Sunday church is a must. For me going to a doctor
appointment is really a must too. Health is wealth, you know.

Damn, it's closed when I arrived this morning. Hopping mad. Hey wait, a sec

Ooh this klinik kesihatan Sentul has just moved a few hundred meters away.
Heck, I wasn't told earlier. But then again , no sweat la, cos it's less than
5 minutes drive.
Whilst I entered the new clinic, I was awe with amusement


I was basically escorted in by a few pregnant women! LOL. Thought that I
had stepped into a maternity ward or what. Went out again to check it out

OMG, this is a mum & children clinic la. But I was cocksure about the clinic
location. Anyway, I re-entered the clinic and made enquiry at the counter.
Yea, I was absolutely right that I was the right place.

Wow just look at the seating capacity for patients, sooo spacious, simply
marvellous for a clinic. Undoubtedly, with this kind of beautiful clinic, it was
the best thing to happen to the Sentul community since the day Sentul
was born. Serious, joke aside.

Imagine this was the former place where we as patients had to endure at
least for a decade. A small shoplot-turned clinic, packed like sardine with
hugh congestion problem, forcing over-flowed patients to wait outside now
defunct clinic.
Then some more, we also have to park our vehicles at dirty and narrow
alleys , but now all that's history.

At the new premises, parking bay is UNLIMITED. Park anywhere you wish,
with lifts waiting to lift you up right to the doorstep of Klinik Kesihatan Sentul!
Cantik, kan?
Anyway, treatment and service by the staff here was okay aje, just normal,
nothing really to shout about. But of course, you can shout at the top of your
voice to let the world know for all these facilities and medication, it costs
you

only 1 buck! But you know or not if you were to visit any commercial hospital
for a chronic illness, the medical bills could easily

pokai you.

TO PAY OR NOT TO PAY?

An incident happened yesterday in a shopping complex that surprisingly has
escalated to some 'hot' debates among my fellow tenants.
Here is the story.
A lady visitor walked into an art gallery with 2 kids in tow. Within few
minutes, BANG! a costly crystal painting came tumbling down onto the floor.
Apparently, it was one of her kids who accidentally knocked against the
painting which was very precariously placed on a stool! As a result from the
fall, 4 pieces of small coloured crystals came off from the high price painting.

See those sparkling white dots, they are crystals pasted onto a painting

Then came the crunch from the sales persons, they told the lady visitor that
she had to pay for her son's negligence meaning she has to buy the painting!
Since according to them, they won't be able to sell off that painting without
those dropped crystals.
And you know what? The cost for that piece of art, an amazingly pricey
RM1400! Mind you that's a freaking high price especially to someone who's
art is uninitiated.
Anyway, the lady visitor refused to pay for something that was not damage
at all except for those loosen crystals which she claimed could be easily
glued back!
But according to one fellow tenant, David who said that the art gallery had
the right legally to ask the visitor to pay for the dropped painting.David gave
an example, that if you were in a supermarket premises,and accidentally you
are hit or injured by a fallen object, you can claim compensation from the said
supermarket. Likewise, the supermarket has the right to hold you responsible
if you were to damage any products or property intentionally or otherwise.
Ah David also got a point there. No?
To pay or not to pay, that's the question.
For me, it's a NO NO. The art gallery people kinda look like desperate hard
pressure selling which I always don't condone.
So what's your view?

SOME CONCERNS

Two reports in today media got me a little worried and concerned.

Report 1.
Police gun down robbery gang after high speed chase including a
16 year old boy
So this time around, the police had shot the real criminals and on target?
No more controversy shooting on the teenager like AmirulRashid? Yes?

Report 2.
From next year, Year One schoolchildren will be taught about the birds
and the bees! To be called as social and reproductive health education.
Sure or not? Six year old kids can fully comprehend about sex education, meh?
Thought it should be taught only in secondary schools or was it becoz our
children are maturing much younger? I dunno.

Anyway, a joke has just popped out from teaching about the birds and the bees.
Class cikgu: Murid-murid, hari ini kita akan belajar mengenai
burung dan kumbang.

DON'T HIT MALAYSIANS, PERKASA.

Really hate Perkasa becuz they keep on demanding this, demanding that
with the latest being "Perkasa demands action against non-Malay
‘racists".Hitting its own Malaysian people like no tomorrow.

DAMMIT! If Perkasa is that great and influential or powerful, by all means
go lah hit those Singaporeans and demand or threaten that Singapore be
returned back to Malaysia, since Singapore have once again 'malukan'
Malaysia as Singapore have overtaken Malaysia in GDP!

Singapore’s gross domestic product will cap its fastest annual
growth this year since independence, rising as much as 15 percent
to about $210 billion, while the economy of Malaysia, a country
478 times its size, will expand 7 percent to $205 billion,
government forecasts show.

GO PERKASA, GO, GO, GO!

IN STITCHES OR IN BANDAGES?

Damn funny this one

It’s been a year since we were told about the ‘cock’ project but
what is the progress?” Zabariah Abdul Wahab (BN–Bertam) asked in
the Penang State Assembly.

Nobody seemed to understand her with one Adun asking her back “What is
‘cock’?”
Nay, not like dat one.-She replied. Then what?

Datuk Seri Dr Hilmi Yahaya (BN–Teluk Bahang): I know...

she was referring to the “coach” test track project.

OMG! A cock and a coach, a State Assembly member oso doesn't know the
difference or doesn't know how to pronounce them!

NIP THE BUD

Seriously, PM Najib has to take care of those 'scary and threatening' people
like Zaini Hassan who described the May 13, 1969 racial riots as a sacred day
for Malaysia before PM Najib decides the date for GE 13.

DAMMIT! Utusan Malaysia obviously causing a lot of damage to BN hope
in the next general election.

NAJIB LIKE A BIG BABY

Haha, look at big Mama she's calling Najib a big baby. Tickling,
tickling...

She said she also had to keep reminding Najib not to eat

groundnuts as it would aggravate his chickenpox.

“Yet when I come home, I find him eating kacang. He is stubborn,”

Aiyoh Mama, keep the candies, kacang and whatnots high up on the shelf lah,
out of children's reach mah!
Oops, Najib is my Prime Minister!

A REAL JOKE

I hardly tell jokes in my blog but this is exception.

A Mat Salleh walked into my shop and picked up a few items. At the Cashier
counter the Mat Salleh asked: Could I have some discounts, please?

The Cashier replied: No sir, here we sell at fixed price. We don't give
discount. You may get discounts from the other shops.

Mat Salleh:Why other shops are giving out discounts?

Cashier: Becos they are not my shops.

GERAKAN 'S POLITICS = KUNGFU FIGHTING

According to the Gerakan President Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon, Gerakan
was using the Tai Chi style leadership
Slow and wobbly, and that's why they lost the Penang state to Pakatan
Rakyat in 2008 General Election!

And now Dr. Koh says they will change their style into

Praying Mantis Kung Fu leadership to show more aggressiveness!

Wa liao eh, you think politics is like this ah?



DAMMIT! Like some sorts of Kung Fu fighting?