SOME WACKY STORIES

A woman in Negeri Sembilan had claimed that her late
husband had stacked up a WHOPPING RM160 BILLION
in 2 banks.If what she claimed to be true then
1.She'll be the richest person in the world, ahead of Bill Gates
2 The RM160 billion exceeds the nation’s reserves
3 The amount is three times more than the combined wealth
of Malaysia’s super rich Tan Sri Robert Kuok and Ananda Krishnan.
After some investigations by the 2 banks concerned, they revealed
that her late husband had only RM1600 in his accounts!!
And the latest news this woman who was not happy with what
she heard, planned to complain to Bank Negara that she
had been cheated!
Crazy or what?
Ina dey? how you caculate la?

From Samy Vellu 's mouth came with this unbelievable piece:
That his Indian voters will be 'kingmakers' in the upcoming
Permatang Pasir by-election!! He said although the Indian voters
are only 1.63 per cent or about 350 people their votes may
determine the outcome.Samy, Samy just shut up and go back to
sleep la!The state constituency has 20,289 votes
(including postal voters) with 72.36 per cent being Malays,
25.85 per cent Chinese and 1.63 per cent Indians.
Okay, let say the Malay voters are split 50-50 between PAS
and UMNO, then obivously, the 'kingmakers' would be the Chinese
voters since they're holding 25% compared to 1.63% Indians!
What la, Samy don't say for the sake of your ego, do la some
caculations before you blurt out rubbish from your mouth, can ah?

Lastly,I can understand why so many, many Malaysians are sooo
STUNNED with this:
Defence counsel Jagdeep Singh said to the witness: So do
you agree that in the clip Karpal Singh said that we will sue the
Sultan together with the new state government as defendants
if they persist.
Eliana: We could mean I.

Jagdeep: So what is we? Do you understand English? What is we?

So do you agree that we is not I?

The reporter kept quiet.

Jagdeep: So do you agree that your understanding (of the word we)

was a complete misunderstanding?

Eliana: I don’t know.

Eliana is a reporter for RTM,who also admitted that she didn't know
which party Karpal Singh belongs to during his sedition trial in the
High Court today.She also does not know who Datuk Seri Anwar
Ibrahim is and only described him as the president of Parti
Keadilan Rakyat (PKR).
Sigh, how the hell she became a reporter?
Anybody?
DAMN IT!