THREESOME?

From THE STAR...
In the 10am incident yesterday, the 22-year-old electrician
and his girlfriend were on their way to Paya Terubong
when three cows charged at them.
“One of the cows rammed my motorcycle and all
three of us fell

Three of us? Where got 3 of us? Only 2 mah, one rider and the other pillion-
rider!
Oh wait, the next line from The Star..
The cow got up and ran off.

Ha ha, I see , the cow is also one of us!
So now either the cow is a human or we humans as cows?
DAMMIT! Which is which? Or am I missing something here?