WHAT A FREAKING IDEA

Men who cause babies to be abandoned should be
castrated, says Senator- THE STAR


Huhh! DAMMIT! Are we into the Flinstones era or in the 21st
century, Senator Ahmad Husin aka Flinstone?

IGP MERAJUK KER?

wah wah, rakyat cakap sikit dah merajuk ya?

Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan
has hit out at those criticising the force over the
death of 15-year-old Aminulrasyid Amzah, saying
he could call his men off the streets if that was
what the people wanted.

"If you do not want the police to enforce the law,

then say so," he said.

"I can tell my men to not take any action,
including conduct inspections on vehicles or
arrest Mat Rempit who ride without licences,"

C'mon Tan Sri, be a man , please don't talk like small kid or was it
the other around, you thought that we the Malaysian public are
still sucking mummy's milk ah?
We Malaysians generally want to see the police force acting more
professionally and not act like trigger- happy cops.

DAMMIT! Is that anything wrong with that?

WHY DUNNIT?

All together now Malaysians , as loud as you can

Cry “This is not Manchester or Los Angeles, this is
bloody Malaysia


DAMMIT!
WE ALL KNOW WHODUNNIT? BUT WE ALSO WANT TO KNOW
WHYDUNNIT?

HITTING THE SHIT OUT OF IBRAHIM ALI

Oh cool and sweet music to the ear, politicians snubbing, lambasting
attacking big mouthed Perkasa Ibrahim Ali who had suggested to
the government to punish the Chinese in Hulu Selangor for not giving
enough votes.

1.UMNO Youth against 'punishing' Chinese voters

2.Kamalanathan, who had earlier stood by
Perkasa’s struggles, did an about-turn today and
took pains to stress to The Malaysian Insider
that Ibrahim calling on the government to
punish Chinese voters for failing to support them,
was his own personal view.

3.Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak today
blatantly snubbed the demands made by Malay
rights group Perkasa

4.The MCA has lambasted Perkasa president Datuk
Ibrahim Ali over his "ultra-rightist" statement
which hurt the feelings of the Chinese.

MCA vice-president Gan Ping Sieu said the Pasir
Mas MP's call to the government to delay
allocations and project approvals for the
Chinese community--which Ibrahim branded
as "ungrateful"and "unappreciative"--were
irritatingly disturbing and damaging.

So Ibrahim Ali, what say you?

SAD ISN'T IT?

Felt very sad, down and out. A 14 year old boy had lost his life
to trigger-happy cops.
The police must be answerable to the Malaysian public especially
to the boy's mother:
1. What happened?
2. How did it happen?
3. And why it happened?
Ironically, the self claimed sincere caring Home Minister
Hishammudin who had said in Hulu Selangor
Look at my face and heart. I am sincere.
was nowhere to be found in the boy's home to offer his condolences.
DAMMIT!
Was quite surprised that the Home Minister allowed DAP fellas
hogging the limelight and championing the cause.

THEN PUNISH ALL

DAMMIT! Perkasa Ibrahim Ali wanted the government to
punish the Chinese in Hulu Selangor becoz the Chinese didn't
give enough support to Barisan Nasional.
Then where's democracy? Might as well forget about the 'ballot box'
Must All voters vote for the ruling party or be punished, ah?
If that's the case, then Perkasa should demand BN punishes
ALL the Malays in Kelantan becoz they voted PAS for the past
few decades! Likewise, delay all allocations and projects in ALL
urban areas predominately Chinese majority like Bukit Bintang,
Kepong and Sungei Besi. These are traditionally hard-core
opposition areas.
Ibrahim Ali , you really talk cock shit!( 3 times) but fortunately
we have BN secretary-general Datuk Seri Tengku Adnan Mansor
talking some 'common sense'.
Generally most Malaysians Chinese or rather MOST Malaysians
want to see LESS corruption and FAIR PLAY in the country.

WHERE? NOO...NOT BUYING

Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak dismissed claims that
Barisan Nasional was involved in buying votes to
win Sunday's Hulu Selangor by-election.

yela, where got fishing, pissing only..

"We didn't buy votes but we solve people's
problems.

It's not that we went around saying 'look, we give
you this, we give you that',

But according to Lim Kit Siang's blog...
Najib publicly declared: “If we win this by-election,
you can come to Kuala Lumpur the next day to
look for me. I will write a personal letter to
approve the money and it will be transferred to
the school board’s account. If we lose, don’t
have to come.”
Hmmmm.. Thought that was exactly what PM Najib said: You give
me Hulu Selangor, I'll give the money! YES?
Can anyone tell me otherwise?

NO BIG DEAL FOR BN LAH

The Barisan Nasional government throwing in RM 60 million as
dangling carrots for the 64500 voters in Hulu Selangor and won
around 3.5% majority of casted votes is NO BIG DEAL!
The result shows that out of the 64500 voters in Hulu Selangor,
24997 voters went for BN, there were another 39500 didn't vote
for BN clearly showed a lot of Malaysians still NOT in favour
of the ruling party.


Anyway, looking forward seeing the happy and grateful
Kamal-Alan-Nathan aka Thamby kissing his master's feet for
this fantastic triumph? Yes?
Thamby go, go and do it, show your respect and gratefulness!

ZAID OR KAMAL-ALAN-NATHAN?

With BN promising more than RM60 million
in a combination of projects and cash awards to
the 64,500 voters. Wonder how come no MACC fellas in
Hulu Selangor?
And BN using big guns like Dr.Mahathir and PM Najib firing
Pakatan Rakyat at full blast in Hulu Selangor coupled with
Zaid owned race horses pulling him down, it does look kinda bleak
for Zaid.
But however, then we might wrong again... with this
scenario last night

Pakatan draws 10000 in last pitch for Hulu Selangor

We should know the new MP for Hulu Selangor tonite
before we hit the sack.

JAILED FOR BUILDING COLLASPED

We had a few buildings collapsed in Malaysia not long ago, including
a newly built sports complex in Trengganu where part of its roof
tumbled down.

Here in this country nobody would take any responsibility
on any mishaps nor actions taken against nobody, if you get
my drift. The relevant authority would only declare that
investigations would be carried and those responsible for building
collapsed would be booked But we all know later that nobody was
punished, the very most was a few contractors got blacklisted,
that's all.
But in China, it's a different story

the Chinese authority would throw those developers to LIFE
imprisonment for involvement in the collapsed of the building!

DAMMIT! Why can't the Malaysian authority act like China
or at least a little bit like China?

BY-ELECTION SINCERITY

It was a heart-wrenching scene at a village in
Kerling near here when an eldery woman broke
down in tears after she was told that her long wait
for her MyKad was over.THE STAR
Where Hishammudin approving her MyKad application instantly
just by snapping his fingers!


A visibly-moved Hishammudin said: Look at my face and
heart. I am sincere. We must continue our work.”
Wah surreal, Hishammudin?
DAMMIT! One wonders whether you do have this kinda sincerity
if there's NO upcoming by-election?

WHY NO RESPECT AH, THAMBY?

When Kamal-Alan-Nathan kissed the hand of DPM Muhyiddin
the excuse was Thamby knew about Malay culture and respecting
the elders. But we all know the explanation given by the DPM was
all bullshit. Becos.....

The Thamby here was not doing likewise to Dr. Mahathir!
Most probably this Thamby thought Dr.M was not the 'real
master' anymore, isn't it?

ARE U OKAY AH, KAMAL-ALAN-NATHAN?

Hey thamby you stooped so low like this

for your master not enough meh, you still wanna go lower and
hug of all people in the world

but this Perkasa bugger Ibrahim Ali?

DAMMIT! Thamby, ina dey?

THE MOST LAUGHABLE QUOTE

Yela, 1Malaysia oso can make more money than KFC what...

PM Najib during his campaign in Hulu Selangor said that his
1Malaysia concept is well received by the people and even beaten
other popular brands.
"The 1Malaysia concept is more popular than Milo,
Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC), the badge and logo
of 1Malaysia has no competition because some like
chicken and some may not like to eat chicken, but
everyone likes 1Malaysia," said Najib.
HAHAA! I think those guys in KFC and Milo must be laughing
their hearts out. OMG, what a joke, dude.
And the last part.... everyone likes 1Malaysia

Everyone likes 1Malaysia? That includes Perkasa Ibrahim Ali
and DPM Muhyiddin huh?

NOW I KNOW WHY

Why PM Najib took along 2 just resigned PKR members
Zulkifli Noordin (Kulim-Bandar Bahru MP) and Zahrain
(Datuk Seri Zahrain Mohd Hashim, Bayan Baru MP) to Washington
to attend the Nuclear Security Summit?

ANSWER: So PM Najib could have the chance to dig out from
these 2 buggers all Anwar Ibrahim's plans to slander and all
about his character assassination tactics.

PM Najib further quipped:“Now, I know his secrets down to
his underwear. Sure or not?

How did the 2 PKR- MP frogs knew about Anwar Ibrahim's underwear?
ANSWER: They also play-play with Anwar, just like the 'coffee boy'
Saiful, hahaha!

WE'RE RICH, SO WHERE GOT PROBLEM

This couple have just been charged and pleaded guilty at the
Gombak Timur Lower Syariah court for committing polygamy
without the court’s consent.

Just look at the smiling happy faces! Give an impression that
they don't give 2 hoots about the rule of law (civil or syariah)
bcoz they could afford to pay any fines meted by the court.
Consent for polygamy? I got money man, married now talk later!
Yes?

2 KNOCKOUTS BEFORE FINAL COUNTDOWN

Four guys going for a drinking contest in Hulu Selangor. 2 guys
were kayoed even before the start of their drinking session, only
God knows why.
Now 2 are left standing,


1 a Thamby from MIC/BN who loves and defends PERKASA,
must have too much 'toddy' already before coming from Rawang
to Hulu Selangor.
Another potential winner in this contest is a NOW sober lawyer-
turned politician

Zaid Ibrahim.
The eventual countdown is on 25 April and the winner will get
2 years membership as 'YB' from this

YB outlet in Hulu Selangor.

WHO DO YOU BELIEVE?

The deputy prime minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin must have
gazed at this
before declaring Voters in Hulu Selangor, who will be
choosing their new Member of Parliament on
April 25, are now generally in favour of the Barisan
Nasional (BN) compared to when the general
election was held in 2008,
If Muhyiddin didn't gaze at the crystal ball, then how did he know
that voters are siding BN?
As I found a different crystal ball's prediction from ZORRO and
Shanghai Fish

So folks, Muhyiddin's crystal ball or BLOGGERS' pics?

AH ENGLISH, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND

I read this piece many times over which appeared in the today's
STAR , yet I still don't know whether I understand or not.

Under the headline' Man gets two years for killing child
by driving dangerously'
A former lorry driver was found guilty for
causing the death of an eight-year-old boy seven
years ago when he drove dangerously, and rammed
the child against a wall.
Okay the above statement well taken and understood. Good.
Now read the following and please tell me does it make sense
or not.
In her ruling, Nik Haslinie (magistrate) said Murugan could
not control the vehicle since he did not have a
valid licence.
Is like saying without a valid licence that caused the
accident! Either the STAR reporter heard wrongly or the
magistrate need to reexamine! Or it's my poor grasp in English,
I don't know.
If the driver could not control the vehicle, what has it
gotta do with the driving license? Either the guy was incompetence
to drive or negligence not something gotta do with driving license la.
Yes, another offence he committed was driving without a valid licence!
DAMMIT! If only someone can clear my 'pusing' head.

AMUSING STATEMENTS FROM PM IN WASHINGTON

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said in Washington
The MIC, which was again given the mandate to
contest the Hulu Selangor parliamentary seat,
must deliver the seat for Barisan Nasional
PM Najib, was it UMNO? Never mind la , same aje. You tying up
Samy's or MIC hands at the back, NOT giving Samy a free hand
to choose his own man, but expect MIC or Samy to deliver?
Where got logic!

PM Najib on Zaid Ibrahim as the PKR candidate:"Everyone
knows Zaid. There's no need for me to comment."
Yes, of course PM has no comment as a lot of Malaysians know
Zaid not becoz he's rich but most believe Zaid's Malaysian FIRST
then Malay SECOND. Agree or not?

On his visit to US PM Najib described it as "most
productive"
Paying RM 76 million to APCO for the US connection it has to
be THE best and"most productive"
Yay! MALAYSIA BOLEH!

MISSING IN ACTION

Look at this picture taken from THE STAR paper

As you can see the DPM Muhyiddin introducing the MIC
candidate for the Hulu Selangor by-election, also we have Ng
Yen Yen and Shahrizat on stage but where's Samy?

Not bad la, the MIC chief got guts here playing MIA with the
Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia, wah no give face huh, when
you're angry ah!

Samy Vellu should take a step further take out MIC from BN
coalition and that will be icing on a cake for your frustrations!

DROP THE WORD

Last time it was the word 'allah' and now it's 'RELIGION'.
Some state muftis have asked the inter faith committee to drop
the word.
According to the Minister in the Prime Minister’s
Department Datuk Seri Jamil Khir Baharom said
the muftis felt the word “religion” could confuse
the Muslim public.
What la, it gives the impression that Muslim public are a bunch
of illiterate and weak in their logical thinking.
DAMMIT! I don't think so, like to believe that most Malaysians
Musllims and non Muslims alike are mature in their thinking.

FAIL: BN HULU SELANGOR BY- ELECTION

The Pakatan Rakyat has named Zaid Ibrahim as their candidate.
The Barisan Nasional are still fighting among themselves (between
UMNO and MIC) over the choice of candidate.
They 're in serious 'fight' to the extent that the MIC is
contemplating disciplinary action and a possible
sacking of its Youth deputy leader, V. Mugilan,
whom it accused of “stealing” the Hulu Selangor
seat from its official choice.

Poochi, Samy!

Oh yes, my wager on Zaid to win is still on, any takers?

THINK FIRST BEFORE YOU SAY

Maybe the Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin is
feeling the heat, pressure or whatever tensions from the upcoming
Hulu Selangor by-election, that he seemed to be off track or off
beat with his statements lately.
He ran and hit against the wall with his 'small fry' insult but the
DPM had denied saying it, putting the blame on Malaysiakini.
Read here for the clarification from Malaysiakini, then you judge
for yourself.
Then DPM Muhyiddin

said Zaid Ibrahim was chosen as the PKR candidate for the
by-election bcoz he is rich.
HUH? What 'rich' gotta do with by-election , huh?

And lastly for today, DPM declared I am already an expert
in by-election,"
HAHAHAA, DAMMIT! If you're an expert in by-elections, then
tell me why and how you lost 7-2 in by-election since March 2008!

AMAZING REVEALATION

Why the government paid US$24.2 million (RM76.8 million)
to APCO Worldwide, the international public relations
consultancy?
“APCO is being employed for our image in the US,
for us to get close to the US.-Minister in the Prime
Minister’s Department, Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz

To get this close


Or this

we paid US$24.2 million (RM76.8 million)?

Here is another excuse from Nazri, hitting his former boss
We have to repair 22 years of Mahathir and
6 years of Pak Lah. You think we can undo this
without spending money?” the minister quizzed.

Over to you Tun Dr. Mahathir?

ABOUT RATS

Andy Lau, the Hongkong superstar is damn scared of rats, LOL.

He would set off firecrackers whenever he is required to shoot a
scene in a back alley, apparently to frighten off those rats. LOL
I too have this phobia with rats and let me tell you...
Once not long ago, I found myself alone face to face with this big
rodent in my bathroom. My, the rat was as stunned and frightened
as me in our unexpected encounter! And you know what
happened next? The rat did not move an inch, whereas I gave
a loud yell and ran out from the loo! LOL!
On another occasion one morning, I caught a big rat using

a rat-trap, since I was so damn afraid of rats, I dared not go near!
So I took a broom handle to carry the cage with the rat inside, out
of the house and hung it on the fence-gate.I wanted to hang the rat
high and dry (and died) for a day or two before I 'kao tim' the
rodent! LOL.But my good neighbour came around that afternoon,
as it was raining, covered the cage with a piece of cloth! Apparently,
to shield the poor rat from the rain!! LOL!
But do you know Michael Jackson had a rat as a pet?


He called his pet ' BEN'.

SCARED OF PERKASA ?

The deputy prime minister, Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin's
'small fry' remark

der orang 'ikan billis aje, tk payah perlu bimbang, ye..

DAMMIT!
The DPM obviously has more respect and care of
Perkasa Ibrahim Ali than the harmony and unity of
ALL Malaysians!
If not, Ibrahim will shun me , then it's not
proper lah!
Issit ah?