WHAT THE MACC 'S GUY UP TO?

RCI:How did Teoh Beng Hock die?
MACC: Dunno sir, I was watching xxx

DAMMIT! So at least now we know how they're spending their time in
their office.

DON'T PAY, CAN?

As always hate to read sign that says

NICE TO SEE, NICE TO HOLD

ONCE BROKEN

CONSIDERED SOLD

in most retail shops, you often find this crap in displayed, right?
They (shopowners) are telling us, the walk- in customers to mind our
steps or our bums when we are in their premises becos if anything is broken
during our visits and due to our negligence, we are liable to pay.

DAMMIT! Why can't those outlets securely displayed their products
I mean, placed their goods properly? Most of the time than not, their products
are precariously placed on the shelves which could easily knocked off by a
nudge or a clumsy bum or a lady's handbag. Who actually should be
blamed? Why must customers be liable in total? And why the shopkeepers
aren't responsible too?
Also, more often than not, those sales personnel are not around to provide us
with the necessary help, they'll only appear in front of you from nowhere
when you're ready to pay for the merchandise or if you have broken
their product and they are demanding you to pay for the damaged!

Now let us take an example. A client walks into a retail shop and
unintentionally hit a product into pieces which has a selling price of RM500.
The next thing, we know is that the sales people are insisting the poor visitor
to pay for the damaged caused. The question is: What happen if the visitor
refuses or doesn't have the ability to pay the RM500?

Obviously, the police can't get involved in this as this is not a shoplifting
or a cheating case, so the police can't tahan the 'customer'. Nor can the
retail shop people, they too can't detain the customer for 'non payment'
of the damaged goods. Then how?

Thought that the consumers tribunal might help.
What you think?

GOD SENT, AGAIN?

OMG! She really meant what she says, at first Wan Azizah said that DSAI
was god sent to be the leader for this Bolehland. Then she mentioned about
DSAI had been god sent to her as her husband!

...when Anwar asked me to be his wife, I dreamt of lots of
posters that looked like election posters.

“All these posters were of Anwar. For me, that was a sign
from God so I picked Anwar.”

Azizah, oh Azizah, Anwar was god sent even he was allegedly bonking
Chinese whores?

NEED A HELPING HAND?

This is the Bar Council building in Kuala Lumpur
(click pix to enlarge)

Come rain or shine....
a couple can be seen here every morning from 8am-12 noon except
Saturday, Sunday and public holidays, standing in front the building, holding
some kind of documents and look like waiting is their game.


I ain't too sure what's their game or what they're up to but they have been
standing there for the last couple of months. And according to my source
around the area, apparently this couple were cheated of their hard earned
money by a lawyer over a land deal. They in fact had approached the Bar
Council for help to recover their losses but was told that even the Bar
Council could do nothing about it.

So now, this determined couple tend to fight on with their case ( whatever
the case maybe) on their own, seeking the support from lawyers sympathise
with them. If my source is accurate, then the purpose of this couple standing
there every morning is to meet and seek help from lawyers coming in or out
of the Bar Council building.

If only some local journos would care to interview them and blow up the
couple's story in the media. Then maybe something good may turn up. I think
that will be a noble thing to do as a journalist rather than watching sex video
of some politicians screwing up Chinese whores!

One of the BEST quotes that I'd read it somewhere

If a Barisan Nasional member is being charged for an offence
their stand would be

TAK SALAH SEBELUM DIBUKTIKAN SALAH
(not guilty until proven guilty)

but if any opposition party member is similarly charged
then they'll will say

MEMANG SALAH, TIDAK PERLU DIBUKTIKAN SALAH

(guilty means guilty and 'proving guilty' is not a necessity)

A LOOKALIKE?

CALLING FOR
LOOKALIKE DSAI
PLEASE STEP
FORWARD

As expected, DSAI had denied that he was the man in the Feb21 sex video
which had been seen by some local journos.

Obviously reminding me of Lingam infamous words: He sounds like me,
looks like me BUT it's NOT me.

PDRM SHOW SOME ACTIONS

At this point in time, the hottest topic in most online news portals has to
the Feb21 sex video that allegedly involved DSAI. According to the report,
a Datuk T had shown the video to some journos in a local hotel.

Now, where was PDRM? I mean those journo fellas were watching a porn video
show in public place, wasn't that an offence?

And that Datuk T whoever he is, wasn't he committing an offence too by
having pornographic materials?

And, and also that local hotel ( I read it somewhere that it was Carcosa)
which allowed its premises to hold sex video show, wasn't that an offence
too?

PDRM should some actions against a Datuk T, the hotel and those journos
who attended the porn show? Yes?

Or DAMMIT! Are the police only go after those buggers who sell blue
DVDs in pasar malam?

A GOOD FEEL MORNING

This morning around 8.30, as I was driving down to work, I saw a policewoman
standing by the roadside waiting to cross the road. Nothing unusual till I drove
passed her, the young lady raised a hand and gave me a 'SALUTE'!

Something like this.

Serious. She really gave me a tabik, hmm I ain't no high ranking police officer
nor a VIP, but who am I? LOL.

Haha, okay to tell the truth, she raised her hand close to her eye, she was
actually trying to shield the morning sun glare! LOL

VENGEANCE

I read with disbelief in the Star today that the Penang government's reluctant
to provide free WiFi to those non Pakatan areas. According to Jeff Ooi

“There is no point investing money in Kepala Batas, Tasik
Gelugor and Nibong Tebal for now.

And this sounds soooooo much the same as Najib's infamous motto
LU TOLONG WA, WA TOLONG LU!
If the local people in the constituencies want WiFi, then
they should vote for Pakatan, Ooi added.

Talking about buying votes, discrimination's and inequality by the BN
government, Pakatan also the same la , dua kali lima aje.

Jeff gave the excuse that the State government did not have the sufficient
resources to provide WiFi services to the 3 BN constituencies was damn
bloody lame.


DAMN YOU JEFF!

A DOG FOR A FRIEND OR A HUMAN BEING FOR A FRIEND?

A dog in Japan was hurt during the tsunami disaster

Another dog came by and jaga the injured until help arrived. For video here

In contrast, there was a car accident involving a woman driver

Oh yes of course, HELP came...
Tan's sister, who declined to be named, said her sibling's
laptop and some documents from the car had gone missing.

And HELPed themselves with a laptop!

DAMMIT! I prefer a dog.

BIBLE & NOVEL PROBLEMS

When you thought that it was safe to go back where Malaysia have no more
controversy this has to happen..

Christians say will not collect Malay bibles

and

Three Indian reps walked out from 'Interlok' panel

DAMNNIT! Quarrelling over a bible and a novel also CANNOT
handled properly by the government yet they are thinking of setting up
a nuclear plant in Malaysia. I ask you, can they handle radiation leakage
like what is happening in Japan?

Malaysia Boleh? Sure or not?

THE ALARM

Early this morning, my alarm went off at 6.30, still in my cosy bed, groping
out for my handphone. With half-closed eyes, started to fidget those buttons
shutting out that irritating purring sound.

But heck, the freaking alarm refused to stop purring even though, I already
tekan the 'ALARM OFF' button. Damn, what's happening? Also I pressed on
the 'SNOOZE' button but it just didn't wanna stop.

Man, the freaking sound really got onto my bloody nerves until I've no choice
but to get my bum off from bed, switched on the room lighting and off
the 'phone power' but ha, that also didn't prevent the alarm from disturbing
the tranquility of dawn in my room!

Shit, maybe my Made in China Sony Ericsson had gone cuckoo ,then
I saw this by my bedside, damn

Actually, the alarm sound was from this gadget and not from my moblie phone!
LOL.

DISGUSTING TO THE CORE

For some people at Berita Harian, THEY don't shed tears for this



But sadly, THEY find this entertaining and humorous

It's disgusting to the core.

GOSTAN KELANTAN

The Kota Baru Municipal Council had banned shops from selling lottery
tickets and now another stone aged ruling

Wear like this also CANNOT?

A hair salon owner is fuming after she was issued a summons for
allowing an employee to wear a three-quarter-sleeved blouse while
on duty at her salon on March 6.

Very interesting.
DAMMIT! What's next, PAS?

FLOORED! BY THE WAY

This afternoon got a smackdown from a teenager.


And of course, the youngster didn't have this gusti power to pin me down
like that
He floored me with this: Uncle, how do you say 'By the way' in malay?

Err.. darn, I was basically stunned. I didn't know the answer! Do you?

For the next few minutes, I had the answers, ALMOST.

By the way in BM , is.. Di samping itu....Nay, not quite right

Semestinye..... wrong again.

Then I asked the chap for a sentence to jolt up my BM knowledge and he said
By the way, are you working?

Hmmm interesting huh, how to translate that into BM?

Then my mind started ticking somehow...

By the way, are you working?= Oh ya, awak dah kerja?

Correct or not, I don't know. So I googled. And this is what I got.

1 entries found for word by the way

According to this CARI Dictionary there are NO WORDS in malay for by the way!
In Chinese 对了- TUI LEH meaning YES right.

So friends, what's By the way, in Malay, ah?

A REAL 4 LETTER WORD TO CSL.

In defending his tweets, the MCA chief says only crooked minds
will associate the four-letter word with vulgarity.

But why can't CSL says LOVE instead of the 4 letter word?

Issit not becoz we can't say FCUK, we have to use the 4 letter word?

And definitely, we need more than LOVE ( a four letter word) to achieve d
1.3b population, we need to XXXX! ( a four letter word)

Correct or not? So CSL, please don't insult our intelligence by saying some
of us have crooked minds, WE ARE NOT.

Do you know why? Becos we ain't porn stars!

PISS OFF WITH MAXIS

A big letdown!

I really got some bones to pick with this telco called Maxis, this afternoon
was there at their KLCC office to terminate my broadband service but turned
boiling to the max.
I don't give a damn if they are earning millions by the minutes but to cheat
to get filthy rich is damn bloody disgusting , to say the least.

Around this time a year ago, I walked into a Maxis outlet telling the counter
sales personnel that I was interested in a broadband for my laptop.

So what's the procedure? And how much have I gotta pay? I asked.

Maxis staff: Just pay RM100, show us your IC and fill up a form. Then
within 1 hour your broadband will be activated.Your monthly bill is
RM 78.00.
I agreed.

Wow, so simple, no sweat very efficient service, by the next hour I was
happily surfing in my shop in downtown Kuala Lumpur. But little did I know
that when reached my house in Sri Gombak (by the way, my house is 600ft
above sea level, on top of a hill) the accessibility of the Internet using the newly
bought broadband was practically a big zerrooooo! My laptop couldn't find the
Internet!

Thinking that the service might improved later, I did not terminate the
Internet service immediately. Hope against hope. Nothing changed. I could
only do surfing in the city but not on higher ground and also 'service
unavailable' when it rains! Just like ASTRO, dua kali lima aje.

A month later, I went back to the outlet to cancel off the Maxis service but
I was dead wrong, according to those bargers there, I had signed a 12 month
agreement with Maxis! WTF! Agreement that I must stayed on with them
for at least 12 months! OMG! I thought that signing on the dotted lines was
just a formality or acknowledgement of receipt. Those people did not bring
up this so called agreement to my attention! Its a bloody cheat.

Not happy with those people in that particular outlet, I went up to KLCC
Maxis, their HQ I guess, to solve and find a solution. But nay, they told me
the same fucking story, that I had no choice but to honour the agreement.
Imagine paying RM900( 12 months fees) for something that you are not
happy with and you can't do anything about it! Just like feeling trapped
in a dungeon and can't find the way out.

Having no other choice, I paid up the monthly fee RM78 religiously until
it was time to ask Maxis 'go fly kite' and terminating the broadband
service which hardly can work during raining days or if your laptop is
600 ft above sea level. So this afternoon, a Sunday where I dropped at
Maxis in KLCC to cut off my ties with Maxis as far as broadband is
concerned.
But surprise, surprise awaits me. Now these Maxis people informed me
that I could not terminate the service without returning the modem to them!
WTF! They want back the MODEM! These fuckers refused to let me
go free, OMG!

To me, it doesn't make sense, no logic la. Look, I told them I already paid
for the 12 months fees and I don't owe them one fucking sen and somemore
I'd honoured the service agreement, so HOW COME the modem still doesn't
belong to me! Got logic , ah?

Just like you already paid up a hire purchase product, a car or a house
then when you ask for the ownership document, they tell you your property
still belong to THEM! My, those burgers at Maxis really know how to make
your temperature go sky high, don't they?

Okay back to my modem, Maxis, let me tell you something: I ain't giving
you the modem becoz I believe it belongs to me and moreover I felt was
hoodwinked by your Maxis staff in the very first place!

Maxis you can take whatever actions against me, but I'll stand firmly on
my ground and I DON'T give a hoot or two about what you wanna do!

DAMM YOU MAXIS!

SHIOK EXPRESSION

Nurse: Suke tak? Haha
CSL: Aiyooo, shiooooook nyer
Nurse: Nak lagi tak?
CSL : Nakkkk.

A NEW QUARREL

Whenever there is a by election, there will be a lots of accusations hurled
at each other. Now, the oppositions are not saying much about votes buying
against BN, most probably I guess the oppositions are somewhat getting
used to the buy votes tactics by the ruling party. Nor trading personal
insults or damaging banners or posters that belonged to rival parties.

The current hot issue or rather accusation by both political divide is
IMPERSONATION!

Barisan Nasional and PAS have lodged police reports
claiming their rivals had impersonated as party members
to confuse voters.

Wanita Umno claimed some women had been
impersonating as its members and asking voters not to
vote for Barisan.


PAS also lodged a similar report at the police station,
claiming that more than 200 Barisan supporters disguised
themselves as party members to provoke voters.

DAMMIT! How low can they go? Impersonation! What's next?

TIDAKAPA ATTITUDE

Even with a 50% discount on traffic summonses and a 6 months period
to pay, there 're still another 17.3 million summonses unpaid!

Incredible Malaysians! Don't you think so? Knowing the dateline was on

Monday but Malaysians have this incurable thing called' tidak apa' attitude
as end of the day we know that the government will not carried out their
threats that they would blacklist all those unpaid summonses drivers.

One wonder how the authorities going to blacklist a few thousands or maybe
a few million drivers for not paying traffic summonses. So as expected, the
government announced today that the dateline on discount for traffic
summonses be extended to March 10!

Come March 10, most probably there will be another 12 million summonses
yet to be settled! Then what?

Perhaps another extension , there will be no end to the Discount on traffic
summonses offer unless and until Malaysians in general changed their 'tidak
apa' attitude, the sooner the better.