TALK IS CHEAP, ACTIONS PLEASE!

Deputy Minister in the Prime Minister's Department
Ahmad Maslan said the two missing RMAF F-5E jet
engines would be explained to the people next month,
Bernama reported.
Aiyah no need to explain la, just complete your investigation then
bring those culprits to court-Marshal and then hang those
thieves. Kao tim! Abis cerita.
DAMMIT!! Becos if the government keep on explaining and
explaining, huh, in the end no actions taken, nobody goes to jail,
then absent-minded Malaysians would have forgotten about
the missing engines and life goes on!

MU ARE DOING JUST FINE

Yes, Manchester United even without the incredible Cristiano
Ronaldo will be able to carry on winning trophies after trophies.
As a MU fan, I keep faith in Alex Ferguson's leadership here and
today the MU manager insists Manchester United are not missing


Cristiano Ronaldo at all! here

Good Show MU!

DON'T EVER TRUST THEM

This afternoon caught on my phone-camera
(click pix to enlarge)
a monk in a 4D gaming shop. So don't ever you give away your
hard-earned cash to these bogus monks/ nuns aplenty in
downtown Kuala Lumpur where they take your money to the

betting counters.

Holy cow, I pray that I'll become a rich monk!

GOOD IDEA

Certainly a pretty good idea if BN allows for direct BN membership
for individuals who want to join BN but hate those racial parties.
Likewise for the opposition PR, then perhaps the emerging of
2 party in Malaysia will becomes a reality.Read my earlier posting
here.
PM Najib wants to think it over here, yes there will problems
pros and cons but generally direct membership to BN or PR
would definitely solve some racial issues.
Let's do it, Najib.

WRONG BALLS!

Ooops,sorry pal!
Ouuch, it's hurting, man!

SEDITION & INTIMIDATION

The Police say SEDITION when

Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng claiming that
"Teoh Beng Hock was murdered"

The Police say INTIMIDATION when

Seri Kembangan state assemblyman Ean Yong Hian
Wah's statement in the media directing the police to
cease their investigation of Penang Chief Minister
Lim Guan Eng

The Police say NOTHING when



Utusan Malaysia columnist Dr Ridhuan Tee Abdullah
said Malay-Muslims have more rights because they form
the majority in Malaysia.

Now folks which of the above is/are statement(s) that could disrupt peace?
You tell me.

MY BOXING DAY

Well I always remember when is Boxing Day coz it's a day after
Christmas.Yeah of course, it's not bcoz it's significant to me but
TODAY would be kinda rather more 'fun' if Boxing Day is a boxing
day literally! I mean, ok forget its true meaning or the significant
of Boxing Day, let's take today as Boxing Day where we are allowed
to box/punch any guy/moron whom you feel deserve that 'punch'
from you, ah that would be fun, isn't it for a Boxing Day, won't you
agree?
Right, allow me to start the ball rolling, for a Boxing Day.......
The 1 person that I wish to punch him on the face

would be this guy

Nasrudin from PAS Youth, a guy who off and on trying to 'play
god' telling us Malaysians what we can do and cannot do, protesting
western singers from performing in Malaysia that depriving
Malaysians from enjoying world class entertainment. A case in
point, the recent cancellation of Beyonce's concert. So folks,
if I have my wish on Boxing Day, I like to imagine myself as
Muhammad Ali

punching and floored that PAS youth and that ladies and
gentlemen would make my day on a Boxing Day!

MY X'MAS PRESSIES FOR YOU

MOST VIEWED YOUTUBE VIDEOS

YES, CANE THOSE BASTARDS!!

“The ministry is aware that ‘ragut’ is the number one
crime in the country and we are seriously considering
using mandatory whipping against these offenders,”
-Deputy Home Minister Datuk Wira Abu Seman Yusop
I say, no need to consider la, go ahead with the implementation
on whipping those snatch thieves, yes give those bastards 'hell'
coz they have had cause too much fear in us , the ordinary Malaysians.
But ironically, The call for mandatory whipping for snatch
thieves was first mooted by police 10 years ago.
DAMMIT! No response from the authorities, then.
So now hopefully now, we'll see some positive actions and put a stop
or reduce this 'ragut' crime in the country.

WHO LOVE MALAYSIA?

As 2009 coming to a close soon and come tomorrow will be wishing
Merry X'mas to each and everyone we meet, I wonder how many
people, I mean Malaysians dare to say aloud ' I LOVE YOU,
MALAYSIA' truly from the bottom of their hearts.

Are we happy with Malaysia for the past 1 year?
What will be the scenario in Malaysia come 2010? More
robberies? Crime on the increase? More corruption cases?
Politicians still in septic holes?
How safe are we as Malaysians living in Malaysia? Do we still have
to live in fear even in our own homes with all doors locked?
What will the next biggest financial scandal or Mother of all
Mothers scandals after PKFZ fiasco and 'disappearing of jet
fighter engines'?
Sound pretty exciting for Malaysia, isn't it? But scary, though.
I, too love this video.

Once again, Merry X'mas and a happy happy new year!

MALAYSIA'S X'MAS GIFTS

Generally, MALAYSIA has given out some of the BEST gifts for
this coming X'mas.
1. PKFZ fiasco.


where DAP Kit called it as MOTHER OF ALL SCANDALS

2.The disappearance of two F5-E fighter jet engines

costing RM 50million each.

3.Cancellation of Beyonce's concert in Malaysia

The organisers had to cancel her performance after protests
from morons like PAS Youth.

4.Roof tops of newly built complexes came tumbling in Trenggannu


5.Cow-head incident

The actions by these low-mentality created world's attention.
SYABAS! Malaysia.

6.Perak State Assembly impasse

where the state speaker Sivakumar was dragged out from the
Assembly.

7.The Canning on Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno

for drinking a few glasses of beer!

So friends, pick your X'mas gift courtesy from 1Malaysia.
Malaysia Boleh!
And MERRY X'MAS everyone

CHEERS!

WHAT IF THERE'S A WAR?

Lim Kit Siang termed PKFZ fiasco as 'Mother of all scandals
then appropriately, the disappearance of two F5-E fighter jet
engines in 2007, should be called 'Mother of all treason, right?
What would happen if Malaysia were engaging in a war then?

Let's roll and zoom back to the year 2007 in jest , shall we?
Our neighbouring country, Indonesia were giving Malaysia a really
hard time, the Indonesian media and the Indonesia University
students were going all out to hammer Malaysia come what may.
They were claiming that Malaysia were stealing 'everything' from
them that belonged to Indonesia that include batik, dances and
songs.They were also angered that Malaysian employers were
abusing Indonesia maids working in Malaysia using hot iron,
canning maids as punishment.
Their hatred were so intense that the university students were
planning to take revenge by using bamboo sticks as weapons
to attack Malaysians. Their country president Bambang felt
hot-up too by Malaysians 's attitudes that he had decided to
invade and attack Malaysia by deploying their jet fighters and
other military planes.
Back in Malaysia, the Malaysian government too wanted to
protect the country sovereignty that Malaysian military would
go all out and by all means to defend Malaysia as claimed by a
Malaysian Defense Minister. Somehow, somewhere in a Malaysian
military camp, a 'spy' overheard the following conversation.

A military captain: Sir, we need more jet fighters to
counter-attack the enemy?
Chief Commander: Sure Captain, then use all our jet
fighters including the two F5-E, over there?
Captain:But Sir, we just found out F5-E fighter jet engines
were missing!
Commander:OooMG, PLEASE SAVE MALAYSIA
Captain: AMEN.

I DID MY WAY

Well, this is a true story in fact an incident that I though was a bit
bizarre to happen. You see, I was out shopping for x'mas pressie
on Saturday,when I saw a big crowd about 50 meters away on a
side road in downtown Kuala Lumpur, so being a busybody myself,
naturally I walked towards the crowd to join in the commotion.
OMG! A car was stuck on a road divider, yes I ain't kidding here
a dark green Proton Wira, of course la, a lady driver had driven
up her vehicle to be entangled on the divider where the 2 front
wheels were on the road then the left back wheel was on the
divider and right back on the tarmac!!
You get the picture? Meaning the car was like been 'jacked up'
by the road divider, now please don't ask me how did it happen?
Becoz I'm still clueless so as the lady driver.
I won't really know for how long those people, those busybodies
from all walks of life had been there, arguing and discussing
what was the best way to solve this problem.
So how, man, I asked myself, then up came my simple yet
bright idea! I confidently told the lady driver to 'matikan'
the car engine, surprisingly the crowd suddenly quiet and
literally stopped breathing to watch what this blogger gonna do
with the car.
TO BE CONTINUE.......
THE REST OF THE STORY..
I turned around looking for 3 strong muscle men and instructed
them to lift up the back portion of the car ( where the left back was)
and onto the road! Of course those strong guys had to repeatedly
lifting the vehicle till the job was done.
Then, I told the lady driver to 'gostan' and drove to the right!
There it's done, the car had been cleared from the divider
and

quietly I walked away knowing that 'I DID MY WAY'

GETTING OLD

I dunno about you people but to me , as I'm getting nearer to
'retirement age' anything & everything about 'old' somehow would
attract my attention. Like this joke from Malaysian Mirror

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
count as part of his physical exam.The doctor gave the man
a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a
semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean
and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
'Well, doc,it's like this--first I tried with my right hand,
but nothing.Then I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing.Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand,then with her left, still nothing.She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
still nothing.We even called up Arleen, the lady next
door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees,
but still nothing.'The doctor was shocked! 'You asked
your neighbour?
'The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the
bloody jar open!

WHY CAN'T YOU SAY IT?

Not long ago, if you still remember about Dr. Ng Yen Yen the
Minister of Tourism Malaysia saying Malaysians should claimed
'Hainanese Chicken Rice and branding it as our Malaysian food
causing 'outbursts' from our causeway friends.Singaporeans being
the 'kiasu' lot argued their great, great grandfathers created the
'Hainanese' Chicken Rice in Singapore long before you were born.
Maybe, the Minister has got not much things to do these days
has come out with another good and better idea promoting our
favoutite food, with this ads. in today Malay Mail paper.


Okay now you read the bold statement, If you appreciate your
Nasi Lemak, Laksa and Meat Bone Tea, share it with us.

Meat bone tea, err, what the heck is that? Until I looked at the 3
pictures showing Nasi Lemak, Laksa and Bak Kut Teh! Then
only I realised and understood what's Meat Bone Tea
DAMMIT! Why can't they say Bak Kut Teh, huh? Issit becoz
it contains pork and 'haram' to print? Oooh, aiyah, Meat Bone Tea
easier for foreigners to understand ma, really ah?
But how come I as a Malaysian who eat Bak Kut Teh regularly
don't really comprehend meat bone tea?
And 1 more thing, try saying aloud in and quick succession 'BAK
KUT TEH' okay, no problem, right? Now, try saying Meat Bone
Tea, Meat Bone Tea Meat Bone Tea, very susah to
say isn't it?
To those who take Bak Kut Teh will know that the delicacy always
comes with 'Yiow Char Kwai', so now you tell me what is the direct
translation (from Cantonese to English) of 'Yiow Char Kwai?
Answer:
Oil Fried Devil??
Can ah?

GET REAL , please!

Wah! Hey guys, go read the headlines from the various media
where Malaysia beat Vietnam 1-0, Malaysians going gaga

Malaysia Is SEA Games Football Champion Again
After Two Decades-- BERNAMA

Malaysia beat Vietnam 1-0 ending 20-year SEA Games
drought-The Daily Chilli

Malaysia wins football gold in Laos.-MALAYSIAN
INSIDER

SEA Games: Malaysia beats Vietnam 1-0 in final
(Update)-The Star.

C'mon la Malaysians, please get real! Beating Vietnam is nothing
to shout about, you too, may want to read my previous post -
YOU MUST BE KIDDING

FAM, should not blow their trumpet too soon, as there are some
important question to ask themselves like
1.WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
2. HOW DO WE CATCH UP WITH COUNTRIES LIKE
SOUTH KOREA OR CHINA?

Ranking History- Malaysia

Date	FIFA Ranking position
2009	160
Nov 2009	152
Oct 2009	150
Sep 2009	152
Aug 2009	152
Jul 2009	157
Jun 2009	159
May 2009	163
Apr 2009	161
Mar 2009	161
Feb 2009	161
Jan 2009	158
2008	156
2007	159
2006	152
2005	123
2004	120
2003	116
2002	128
2001	111
2000	107
1999	117
1998	113
1997	87
1996	96
1995	106
1994	89
1993	79

Even PM Najib was so happy with this win over Vietnam, but why
happy and get sooooo excited when Malaysia ranking has been
deteriorating yearly!!
Until that day comes when Malaysia are ranked between 70-100
kindly put your bottles of champagne away!
DAMMIT! There's nothing for us to celebrate, anyway.

I LOVE THIS GUY

The more he talks, the more I love this guy, really

Yesssiree, keep talking you have my vote, Nazri!

..condemn Utusan Malaysia for its “outdated”
racist propaganda...

“And more so now, under the prime minister
(Datuk Seri Najib Razak) and 1 Malaysia, we must
accept that Malaysia is a multi-racial country,”

“50 years after Independence, where are we
headed to? Are we still going to deny that the
Chinese and Indian community have any right
to stay in this country? I think it is outdated,”

Malaysians can longer accept categorising
minorities with derogatory names.

“Malaysians, including the Malays, can no longer
accept calling Chinese as immigrants and Indians
with derogatory terms like ‘keling’.

I am very much against racism. I hate racism,”

MORE...

Move over Ibrahims, (Zaid, Anwar) here comes the REAL
MALAYSIAN HERO - Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz!!

YOU MUST BE KIDDING

Let workers go off early to watch SEA Games
football final, employers urged

When I read the headlines from the Malay Mail, I in fact have
a good laugh. Well, I was laughing at the guy who made this frivolous
suggestion whom apparently is the Deputy Youth and Sports Minister
Datuk Razali Ibrahim! You gotta be kidding, man , what for or why
must we stop work and watch our footballers in actions when
they like a bunch of school children playing marbles! Just look at
FIFA WORLD RANKING list which was released today.

FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking

Last Updated 16 Dec 2009

Next Release 03 Feb 2010

Ranking	Team	+/- Pts Dec 2009
159	Kyrgyzstan	-3
160	Malaysia

110 Singapore

120 Indonesia

123 Vietnam

149 Bangladesh

Do you see what I mean? Once upon a time, we were one of the
BEST football team in South East Asia but not anymore, Singapore
Indonesia and Vietnam are now peeing on our heads with their
football skills, so why the hype that Malaysia - Vietnam final at
the 25th SEA Games in Vientiane, Laos?
Malaysia are even behind Bangladesh where thousands and
thousands of their countrymen can be found working in mamak
restaurants, petrol stations , factories and plantations in Malaysia
yet they can play better football than Malaysians!
And our deputy Minster for Sports wants us to go home early from
work to watch Malaysians play football?
DAMMIT! I would rather go to a pub for a beer or two to chill myself.

SO EAGER TO WIN

Malaysia's FAM is so eager to win the gold in the SEA Games
football competition that they had to fly out an eye infectious-
medically on leave national striker from KL to Laos to fight for
football honour!! And do you know why they are desperate to win?
Bcoz... Malaysia have been waiting for 20 years to win this
regional football competition!!
Malaysia last won the gold when Malaysia hosted
the 1989 SEA Games in Kuala Lumpur.

DAMMIT! What a shame, Malaysia! After 52 years of
Independence, Malaysia are still in the pits fighting for football
glory with minnows like Laos and Vietnam where we should
be already on par and in competition against teams like South
Korea who have qualified for their 3rd or 4th World Cup Finals!

AIYAH, SMALL FISH AGAIN ,LAH

Another fish has been caught and charged with 24 counts of
corruption at the Klang Sessions Court.

This former project director of the PKFZ turnkey contractor
was released on bail of RM250,000 ONLY, so he's a SMALL
fish la! Malaysians love to see BIG FISH in court, you understand
ah, Gani Patail?

ps. To me, BIG FISH means with a minimum bail of RM
5 million!

ANOTHER SABOTAGE?

Well, what I can I say? Again another blast to a new shopping
complex which was about to have its grand opening soon.



The fire department believed the explosion was due to gas leakage
which I fervently hope it's gospel truth and not another sabotage.
DAMMIT! Can't the police take some preventive measures/
actions to stop these bombing/ blasting from happening again
and again?

UNDERSTANDING ENGLISH

I found this directive on the wall besides a side-door of a budget
hotel in downtown Kuala Lumpur.

This without any doubt whatsoever, will qualify for FAIL BLOG
category.Remember to close the door BEFORE leaving, okay?

WHAT'S GOING TO BE?

PM Najib told Nazri to 'shut up' and Nazri said he would back off
from hitting Dr. Mahathir over the BTN issue, but would
Dr.Mahathir stop, too?


how far will he push Nazri?


Dare PM Najib summons Dr.M and request Dr.M to do likewise
or will Dr.Mahathir insist on Nazri to quit UMNO?
Your guess is as good as mine.

8 OUT OF 10

Tiger Wood has been linked to at least 10 other women, I've
missed this tigress from my previous posting

No.8 Cori Rist

Enjoy with TIGER!

SCARY MALAYSIA 2

Lately, bombing in Malaysia seemed to happen too often, only a
week ago,

Powerful explosion rips through restaurant

a hand grenade was thrown into the garden of a
house in Taman Sungai Bakap Permai, early
yesterday.

As a Malaysian, I wish NOT to see bombing in Malaysia like
our neighbouring countries where bombing is a norm.

PDRM, wake up and stop all these bombing crap, it's
DAMN BLOODY scary!

WAITING FOR SOME BIG FISH...

It's a real refreshing to hear some positive statements from the
Attorney General Tan Sri Abdul Gani Patail

More people, including a Kuala Dimensi engineer,
are expected to be charged in court on Monday
over the Port Klang Free Trade Zone (PKFZ)
scandal.

“The PKFZ fiasco is far from over. The
investigations are still going on,He said the fact
that three individuals - Datin Paduka OC Phang,
Bernard Tan Seng Swee and Stephen Abok - had
been charged Thursday did not mean
that the“book on PKFZ is closed.”

“I want to make it clear that this is certainly not
the end of the matter but just the beginning.

MACC, that's the way to go! And a very good opportunity to show
Malaysians that you mean business,


go catch some big big fish
that Malaysians are waiting for.

GO Gani Patail ,NO MERCY, NO FEAR, go fry them all to those
who done this

TIGER WOOD'S BABES

Last Friday, Tiger Woods hit a tree and a bunch
of ladies fell out......

1. Rachel Uchitel


2. Jaimee Grubbs


3. Kalika Moquin


4. Jamie Junger




5.Holly Sampson




6.Mindy Lawton



7.Veronica Siwik-Daniels



Which is your favourite number?

THE FIGHT IS ON

YES it's on! the spat between Minister in the Prime Minister
Department’s Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz and former PM Mahathir
with the latest counter- attack from Nazri calling Dr.Mahathir as


“father of all racism”

An as expected at least I expected, DPM Tan Sri Muhyiddin
Yassin defending Dr.Mahathir, said it is rather extreme to
label Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad as a racist.
Now is to wait for PM Najib to see how he gonna kick the ball
which obviously is on his court.
Will he listens to Dr Mahathir and ask Nazri to resign and quit
UMNO or will he (PM Najib) stays neutral?
Very interesting isn't it? With Malaysian politics, we have or rather
still watching MCA struggling itself to free from the septic hole
and UMNO are standing by to accompany MCA in their shit slinging
game
So ladies and gentlemen, let's us lay back, relax and enjoy
UMNO 's sandiwara, shall we?

THEY NEVER LEARN, DO THEY?

They were charged in court for doing this

And they showed their stupidity yet again


DAMMIT!
Their actions were truly disgusting to the core and really make me
so shameful that we have so-low mentality Malaysians in our midst.

I TABIK YOU, NAZRI

Today this Malaysian


deserves a standing ovation from all Malaysians who loved Malaysia.

Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz, I never ever thought that you have so much
guts and so damn bloody daring saying all these THUNDERS
they are really beautiful music to my ear!!

1... called Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad a “bloody racist”
for defending the Biro Tata Negara (BTN) courses
2...patriotism was not meant only for the Malays but for
all Malaysians.
3... strongly feel the BTN courses must be in line with the
1 Malaysia slogan by the PM,”
4...slammed Umno’s Utusan Malaysia newspaper today,
saying its “denial syndrome
5...stressed that BTN was funded by public money and
that the funds should be spent properly for the
betterment of all communities...MORE

Incredible Nazri! Thank you for saying all those on behalf of all
silent loving Malaysians!
You really make my day, I just wonder what /how your Cabinet
colleague would respond especially from your 2 big bosses,
PM Najib and his deputy, Muhiyddin?
Oh yes Nazri, are you 1 way or another related to the former
law minister Zaid Ibrahim?


cuz YOU sound so much like him!

Heheehee.. Or are you another Zaid Ibrahim in the making?

SMALL CASE ISSIT?

“Teoh Beng Hock’s case is nothing. It is a very
small case. We have handled much bigger cases."
-Outgoing Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission
chief Datuk Seri Ahmad Said said.

Man, sometimes people just shoot anything out from their big
mouths without thinking or they thought Malaysians can't think?

TBH's case is a SMALL case huh?
Then why it has the world's attention all over?
If it's a small, why can't MACC solved the case?
If the case's nothing, then why Malaysians took to the street and
demanded justice for TBH?
Why, yes why the PM of Malaysia need to intervene and meet
the parents of the deceased?
Then why the authorities have to do autopsy twice on TBH?
Why , why, why do we need 2 foreign pathologists to help out
in the 2nd post mortem examination?
DAMMIT!! I can go on and on with why, why why!

Ahmad Said claimed :We have handled much bigger
cases."
Oh yeah? What big cases? Please enlighten us what BIG fish
you have caught in so far as MACC chief huh?
PKFZ or Toyo 's mansion cases?
Ahmad Said, I think a lot of Malaysians love to see you go as MACC's
chief with MACC Corruption Prevention and Consultation panel
chairman Tan Sri Ramon Navaratnam said Abu Kassim’s
appointment signified “a breath of fresh air”.
Obviously, Ahmad, you didn't do a good job at MACC did you?
Had anybody ever praise you like saying to you 'A job well done'?
Personally, I believe NO.

DPM- FLIP FLOP

Malaysia BEST KNOWN FLIP-FLOPPER!

OMG! Seeing a deputy Prime Minister flip-flopping is just
incredible and really amazing too!
Earlier, the DPM including some ministers defended BTN saying
there was nothing wrong with BTN and it was good for national
unity and so forth. But now, the Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri
Muhyiddin Yassin says
“The revamping of BTN by the Cabinet is not new.
It is something which has been decided on by the
Cabinet a long time back.

DAMMIT! What a joke !

OUT OF THE ORDINARY

I thought the prayer by Datuk Nik Abdul Aziz Nik asking God for
the destruction of PM Najib and UMNO for not paying oil royalty
to Kelantan was 'out of the ordinary'

Is Nik Aziz getting old?

Another news I find a bit 'out of the ordinary' is this:

NEW YORK (AP): A New York City man who
mugged a 101-year-old woman on her way to
church for $33 (RM100) has been sentenced
to 75 years in prison.

Is Jack Rhodes getting fair punishment?

Queens resident Jack Rhodes was sentenced
Wednesday after being convicted of
victimizing three women, including Rose Morat,
now 103.