GETTING OLD

I dunno about you people but to me , as I'm getting nearer to
'retirement age' anything & everything about 'old' somehow would
attract my attention. Like this joke from Malaysian Mirror

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
count as part of his physical exam.The doctor gave the man
a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a
semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean
and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
'Well, doc,it's like this--first I tried with my right hand,
but nothing.Then I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing.Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand,then with her left, still nothing.She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
still nothing.We even called up Arleen, the lady next
door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees,
but still nothing.'The doctor was shocked! 'You asked
your neighbour?
'The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the
bloody jar open!