FEARFUL 76

By now everyone must have read the news that seventy-six
Malay non-governmental organisations on Saturday
have joined forces to form a consultative council,
Majlis Perundingan NGO Melayu (MPM), to defend
Malays rights and Islam in the country.



Wah, 76 organisations to defend their 'rights and religion so their
enemies must be very, big and strong la! But who are the enemies?
Malaysian opposition parties? Non malay-minority Malaysians?

Defending their rights and religion are important than Najib's
1Malaysia?
If allowed to exist,this group MPM will surely be 1 of the key factors
for Barisan Nasional's downfall come next general election.
Just mark my words.

TRAFFIC LIGHTS GONE CUCKOO

Phew! I was almost hit from behind , a few hours ago while
driving along Jalan Raja Laut.When I saw the lights turned

GREEN, naturally I pressed on the gas and wanted to go faster la,
then for no apparent reason, the traffic lights decided to change to

RED DAMN I have to do the emergency brake! Luckily, the car
behind mine was able to stop on time. Thank God.
But this traffic lights was really 'cheesin' one , the lights later
became like this

not red nor green but RED and GREEN!

DAMMIT! Hey traffic lights, you don't play. play la, I almost have
to send my car to the workshop!

REPECTING THE RULE OF LAW

In the case of Sodomy II, KJ and his UMNO Youths together with
Perkasa Ibrahim Ali protested against interference by 50
Australian MPs a few days ago in front of the Australian Embassy.

The banner says it all 'RESPECT OUR LAWS!!
But in today's Malaysian Insider ,

Umno Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin (picture)
said today the Attorney General’s decision to let
two Al-Islam magazine journalists off the hook for
allegedly desecrating Catholic Communion hosts
should not matter so long as the magazine has
“learned its lesson from this episode.
“I don’t want to speculate on the reason..but
there are things that you can take to court and
others best to leave it to other sensible ways for
solution,” Khairy said.
If the 2 Al-Islam magazine journalists are not charged in court
meaning the Malaysian government themselves are NOT
respecting its own laws! So DAMMIT! You expect others
like Australian lawmakers or John Kerry to 'hormat' our rule of
laws?

DOUBLE STANDARD, MAN!

The Home Ministry has issued a show-cause letter
to The Star over the article “Persuasion, not
compulsion”, about the caning of 3 women for
illicit sex.
So the rakyat CANNOT question or talk on Islamic affairs, issit?

"Due to overwhelming pressure from the general
public, the Dang Wangi police district
headquarters revealed yesterday that charges
against two Al-Islam journalists who entered a
Catholic church in Kuala Lumpur have been
dropped"
But here NO action against this 2 reporters who desecrated the
sanctity of a church and mocking Christianity and
Christians in general.(ART HARUN)

The Star 'kena' screwed by the authorities whereas those who
mocked Christianity got scot free!
DAMMIT! If it's not double standard than what?
LATEST UPDATES

	CIJ: Retract show cause to the Star

MALAYSIAN SOCCER-FAIL

An ex Malaysia state coach, Peter Butler was quoted as saying that
Malaysian soccer ' falling apart'
in an exclusive interview with John Duerden from Goal.com.

Malaysian soccer team? Who cares!
As a soccer fan, I wish to correct the statement made by him,
Malaysian soccer is not 'falling apart' but had 'FALLEN
APART' ages ago, and obviously there's NO CURE for the
revival of that sport in Malaysia! Or it seemed that no one give
a DAMN about Malaysian football anymore.

WHAT IS A CHAMPION?

In today Star sports page, the writer moaning about how tough
for Malaysian badminton champions in the upcoming All-England
championship as the draw released by the Badminton
World Federation (BWF) yesterday, this may turn
out to be one of the worst outings for the national
shuttlers at the All-England, which will be held in
Birmingham from March 9-14.
The writer further adds It could very well be the draw of
death for singles ace Lee Chong Wei and doubles
pair Koo Kien Keat-Tan Boon Heong
Now I always find a lot of people and this includes reporters too,
don't really understand what makes a true winner! You see a real
champion in very sense of the word, doesn't care much about the
draw for any tournament that the champion is participating, he
isn't worry about his opponents! The 1 thing that a winner knows
is that he has to beat all the others winners in the tournament to
become the eventual champion! The draw, the opponents the
location or the weather don't matters much to a real Champion!
Get my drift?
1 case in point, our very own Nicol David the World squash Champion
she is able to beat every female squash players in the world, you
name them she beat them all!
A real winner is someone who can beat any player anywhere and
doesn't or worried about the draw!

3 DIFFERENT HEADS

FIRST-PRIME MINISTER'S HEAD

is filled with


1MALAYSIA concept- preaching unity among all Malaysians, if
only ALL Malaysians fully understand what the heck is 1Malaysia,
lah!
SECOND- DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER'S HEAD

obsessed with

PERKASA-an NGO fighting for 'malay' rights, and ironically
contradicting 1Malaysia concept!

THIRD-AN OPPOSTION LEADER'S HEAD

is filled with problems- yes too much problems on his head but
at least LKS trying to seek some solutions for a better Malaysia!

So friends which head you'll vote come GE 13?

IF ONLY THIS 'TIGER' BABY CAN ROAR...

A special 'Tiger' boy was born on Monday, 22 February 2010
to a school teacher in a Batu Pahat hospital in Johor.
He 's a special newly born baby bcoz he hasn't had the chance of
meeting his creator - his daddy, ever!
If only this baby boy (hasn't been named yet) could open his
mouth and scream aloud like this:


WHO KILLED MY DADDY?
or
WHO PRESSURED MY DADDY TO COMMIT SUICIDE?

As a son to the late Teoh Beng Hock, this baby boy deserves an
answer!

BE SERIOUS, DBKL!

When NO cats in sight then

rats can be seen running around... Likewise ....

if DBKL trucks can seen in the streets in downtown Kuala
Lumpur, bingo! The place will be as clean and cleared as this


with illegal hawker stalls or peddlers 'disappear' into thin air!
Right?


Wrong! For those hawkers are adamant and still could be seen

( click pix to enlarge and see for yourself)

doing their business just 20 meters away from where the DBKL
truck is! How ironic.
So how does DBKL gonna solve the illegal hawkers problems with
this kind of attitudes from the enforcement officers? They ( the
DBKL officers) just parked their truck and do nothing! They are
NOT doing their jobs!
No actions taken against these illegal hawkers knowing that they
(hawkers) are still trading in front of their (officers) eyes!
Either they are DAMN bloody lazy or they are 'corrupted'!
If only, The Datuk Bandar (city mayor) is reading this, and take
some positive actions or else the 'hawkers problems in KL
will remain as an eyesore and pain in the ass forever!

5 MORE YEARS FOR WHITNEY HOUSTON?

OMG! Folks, you heard the latest news ah?


According to report, Whitney Houston collapsed during a singing tour
and she got only 5 years to live! more here
Apparently, she didn't turn over a new leaf after her divorce from
Bobby Brown,what a pity!

DOING BUSINESS ONLINE

Some friends are encouraging me to do my business online too
and in a way helps somebody who needs my product but perhaps
too shy or quite reluctant to drop in to purchase my product.

Okay to stop you from getting suspense of what I'm doing for
living, well I sell, ahem, ladies accessories.And one of the products
here that I or rather some dudes think I might do well in offering
this item online and also helping someone who needs it -

wig or hair piece.

You see some people especially women might find themselves
a bit of 'embarrassment' if they are bald then don't expect
them to go shopping for wigs! And this is where I come in, if
local potential clients will to purchase my wigs, on say Mudah.
com. I 'm able to deliver right up to their door steps! They
could try on various wigs in the comfort of their homes minus
any blushes!

Wigs come in with all lengths and styles, this hair piece is long, 3/4
curly and golden in colour.

I also have short hairs for ladies and men. Most of the hair wigs are
retail at RM 120 each.
And I'm thinking of selling only to those 'cancer patients' who are
bald at a reasonable price at RM 90 each plus cash-on-delivery
any where in the Klang Valley!
So folks what you think about my business plan?
Well, I'm still pondering......

CAN DIVE NOW

Malaysia’s first submarine KD Tunku Abdul
Rahman (KD TAR) which was reported to have a
mechanical fault, has been completely repaired
and is expected to be go under water on Feb 22,
Defence Minister Datuk Seri Ahmad Zahid Hamidi
said.
So okay la , SYABAS minister, now our submarine can dive now
so not 'malu' anymore la. Then the defence minister said

I have personally visited and monitored the
situation at the air force base and I hope all
quarters will stop speculating on the matter until
the investigation is completed,” he said.
Alright, I ain't gonna speculate how much tax payers monies
for the repair since the minister said the submarine was still
under guaranteed. But if, okay just once speculation/ curiosity
what gonna happen if the submarine can dive and then CANNOT
come up (float), then how?

HEAD OR TAIL?

It should turn into a very interesting court drama

Thailand’s most famous forensic pathologist also known as Dr Death
who had performed over 10,000 autopsies over the years claimed
of homicide in Teoh Beng Hock's death.
Today, Sungai Buloh Hospital Pathology Unit head Dr Shahidan Md Noor,

Dr who? Ahh , don't bother la, who performed the second post-
mortem on the body of Teoh Beng Hock last November, told the
inquest into his death that the DAP aide died from a fall disputing
Thailand forensic pathologist's claims!
So what happen next?
The Inquest was postponed to early March, I think, then we'll
see some court drama and hopefully the truth will unfold.

WAS TEOH BENG HOCK MURDERED OR DID HE
COMMIT SUICIDE?

STOP IT

Oh no, they already started it

3 women caned for having illicit sex

DAMMIT! STOP THE PRACTICE

MALAYSIA IS HOT ON WORLD AND CNN NEWS, AS
THEY SAY CANING IS

"cruel, inhumane and degrading."

Malaysians should rally in support against caning on women
and hopefully Kartika would be spared.

CAN SEE YOUR FUTURE ONE

This pious Tok Guru


seemed to know your future like what's going to happen
after you die, like what he said yesterday in his office:
“I believe those who quit their parties are
stupid and have no principles. They will
have to answer to thousands of their
constituents in the afterlife,” more
Huhh?!! After we die on earth, I was taught that
we 'll be answerable only to God/Allah/ Tuhan, and if
State or Parliament froggers die, they have to answer
to their constituents? How? Dead oredi la, can still talk
meh!!
Rightly, those hoppers or ship jumpers should explain
to the people why they desert their parties and let the
rakyat be the judge!
DAMMIT! Tok Guru,you oso talking thru your nose, ah!

1MALAYSIA Vs PERKASA

Prime Minister Najib

Calling for UNITY among all Malaysians, promoting and
championing

1Malaysia while his deputy Muhyiddin Yassin championing
'malay rights' thru

PERKASA- causing 'fear' among non-malay Malaysians and
undermining 1Malaysia concept.

DAMMIT!
Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?

MACC 'S TIGER ROARS

What a terrific start from MACC for the year of the TIGER
nabbing a political secretary with RM 2million stacked up in a
apartment.Just heard it , the said political secretary had resigned.

Hasbie Satar, political secretary to Tan Sri Nor
Mohamed Yakcop, has resigned effective last
night, according to a statement from the Minister
in the Prime Minister’s Department today.

MACC should also give Malaysians a bigger angpow:Charge this
guy in court and put him behind bars! Seriously, when was the last
time in a big corruption case where a big fish was thrown
into a jail? The one that I could recall was Selangor's Mike Tyson
having millions in a briefcase where he was caught in Australia but
then Malaysian authority found him no wrong!
So MACC, Malaysians want a bigger anypow than this!

HOW REAL IS REAL?

Rais: 1 Malaysia is for real and for all

LONDON, Feb 14 — Information Communication
and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim
told Malaysian students here that the 1 Malaysia
concept mooted by Prime Minister Datuk Seri
Najib Razak is not a political gimmick but noble
vision to ensure Malaysians remain united under
a fair and just system.
With groups like Perkasa, a very racial NGO, calling Lim Guan Eng
as 'anti malay' and ' a racist', do you think Dr Rais, that 1Malaysia
would ensure Malaysians remain united?

Asked on certain non-government organisations
(NGOs) and individuals who were bent on painting
a negative picture of 1Malaysia,
Rais said there were bound to be a black sheep
or two among NGOs.
Okay fair enough, we always have black sheep everywhere.

“What we can do is to explain why their views are
not compatible with the 1 Malaysia vision,” he
said, adding that these groups were very small in
number.
Right on the spot Dr. Rais, so kindly 'explain to this 2 friends of yours


why their views are not compatible with the 1
Malaysia vision.
Please Dr Rais go and explain to these 2 gentlemen above
and I assure you, you'll be doing to a large majority of Malaysia’s
28 million population a BIG favour!
TERIMA KASIH

A PIECE OF GOOD NEWS

Chelsea ace John Terry got off the hook!
What a pleasant surprise

His wife, Toni forgave Terry with a hug and kiss at a 5 star hotel
in Dubai. READ HERE.
I hope Tiger Wood would have such luck as Terry.

MY PRAYER

I pray that the TIGER


will protects Malaysia from ALL evils of corruption, religious
fanatics and extreme racists who might caused racial disharmony
and the TIGER
will bring up Malaysia to a higher level in prosperity and harmony.

CHEERS!TIGER BEER, anyone?

GONG XI FAI CAI!

CANNOT DIVE LAH

Malaysia's first submarine, a European-made
Scorpene delivered last September, has developed
problems that make it unfit for diving, the defence
minister said today.


RM 3.4 billion and yet cannot dive! Are we buying sub standard
submarine here? European-made? DAMMIT!Has anyone ever
went down to its engine department to check whether
MADE IN CHINA printed somewhere on its engine components?

WHAT ABOUT THE EX-MB SELANGOR?

The present MB- no wrong
Good news, the Anti-graft body MACC had cleared the Selangor
MB Khalid Ibrahim over the cows donation for Hari raya Aidil
Adha celebration. Obviously, the people also see no wrong in
donating cows for a good cause but on the other hand, the rakyat
are still eagerly waiting for the MACC to take actions against this
ex MB

the former MB got wrong or not?

over his Disneyland 'study trips' and his Bali mansion which
allegedly worth RM 24 million!
DAMMIT! How long must the rakyat have to wait, MACC!
Bila nak siap 'investigation case' ini, sampai anak cucu ker?

ANOTHER ONE?

When we thought racists like Nazar Safar was taken care of, here
comes another
Umno executive secretary, Datuk Abdul Rauf Yusoh who
allegedly said in London
'“Jangan biarkan bangsa asing pijak kepala kita.”
(Don’t let the foreigners walk all over our heads.)
Of course he denied saying that.Here
DAMMIT! This guy still calls Malaysian citizens 'foreigners'?
Don't talk about 'bangsa', minority or majority,
please talk about 1Malaysia , can?
Or is Rauf like Nazar Safar DOESN'T understand 1Malaysia?

KEEPING FINGERS CROSSED

The 1st American Idol Kelly Clarkson

is scheduled to perform at Bukit Jalil on April 25, but then gotta
be wary with the holier than thou PAS Youth chief

who might prevent Kelly Clarkson from performing here.Is she
gonna be too sexy for our Malaysian youths or and also whether
American Idols are suitable for our Malaysian culture or not.
DAMMIT! Nasaruddin, hope you're in hiatus forever till we seen
some great concerts for 2010! Remember we missed Beyonce
the last time bcoz of your silly protest and your 'tak masuk akal'
reasons!

WHAT SHIT IS THIS

You can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and cineole.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!.........a piece of real shit from zorro

PERAK BECOMING MORE CHAOTIC?

As expected at least for me, Zambry remains as Perak MB but
then again, will Perakians especially PR supporters remain calm
and move forward from here?
Definitely NO, as the Ipoh Barat MP says 'Rest assured that
this is not over,” he said adding “we will take the
matter to the people.”
Meaning more street demo and hunger strikes, huh?
Folks, the politics game in Perak continues its saga perhaps till
GE13 comes around in 2 years time.

Oh yes, have you seen this pix from the Star after the Federal
Court declared Zambry as the rightful MB?

Thank you sir, we won, hee heee!
There I told you so, we can 'kow tim' one, Congratulations!

BN Zambry won, PR Nizar lost
DAMMIT! What about the People of Perak ?

DON'T UNDERSTAND LAH

NAJIB SAD THAT 1MALAYSIA MISUNDERSTOOD

Yes totally agreed. Malaysians out there still blur blur about
1Malaysia if don't believe me you go ask Najib’s own personal
aide Datuk Nasir Safar who resigned bcoz he oso dun know
1Malaysia wor.

Then this I oso dun understand..

Earlier, Zulkifli showed off his saxophone. The
first-term MP can also play the flute. “So how can
people call me a Taliban?” he said.


Are all Talibans in Afghanistan CANNOT play musical instruments?
DAMMIT! So if you are able to play saxophone or flute, then
you're not a religious fanatic ?

SOME TEASERS

Well, forget about tomorrow the federal court decision whether
Zambry remain or Nizar takes over as Perak menteri besar post,
simply bcoz politics in Perak will remain 'messy' till the next
election.Believe me.
So why not have time here for some teasers, a reminder here is
open up your mind and think straight:

1.What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft
and sticky'?
ANSWER:








BUBBLEGUM.

2.What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?
ANSWER:








COCONUT

3.What does a man do standing up, a woman does
sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?

ANSWER:










SHAKE HANDS.

4.You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before
you do.'
ANSWER:








TENT

5. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
ANSWER:







NOSE

6.What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if
you dont get it you have to use your hand.
ANSWER:










FORK

7.What part of the man has no bones but has
muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
ANSWER:







HEART

So folks, how many correct answers have you managed?