TRAFFIC LIGHTS GONE CUCKOO

Phew! I was almost hit from behind , a few hours ago while
driving along Jalan Raja Laut.When I saw the lights turned

GREEN, naturally I pressed on the gas and wanted to go faster la,
then for no apparent reason, the traffic lights decided to change to

RED DAMN I have to do the emergency brake! Luckily, the car
behind mine was able to stop on time. Thank God.
But this traffic lights was really 'cheesin' one , the lights later
became like this

not red nor green but RED and GREEN!

DAMMIT! Hey traffic lights, you don't play. play la, I almost have
to send my car to the workshop!