INSTANT MILLIONAIRE

Coming out from my house this morning, I saw this letter thru the small
glass window of my letter box.

Wow, US$262.3 million! I stopped my track abruptly.Doing a quick mental
mathematical calculation, could hardly believe it, it's around 810 million
ringgit! I steadied myself becoz my legs becoming kinda wobbly, quickly
opened up the letter to read its content.( click pix to enlarge)

DAMMIT! I was hoping for a windfall god's sent or god knows where
anyway, the letter was just a damn entry form for a lotto game, where it says
the record payout to date was an astronomical Euro 183.5 million! Further it
claims the sheer magnitude of such prizes dwarfs the national
lotteries of many countries.
Must say the contents very impressive and also very tempting for people
wanting to become instant millionaire. The thing that prevented me from
sending my entry/registration form was I need to pay them US$18.50
to be eligible to enter and win the so called EURO MILLIONS jackpot.
Also how do we know the truth to their claims/ statements that they paid
out by the millions?

So without a second thought, I stick to our own Malaysian's version of lotto

SUPREME TOTO 6/58

	1	2	27	40	54	55
	1st Prize Jackpot			RM 31,725,194.43

POWER TOTO 6/55

	18	22	42	43	45	46
	1st Prize Jackpot			RM 9,784,572.86

MEGA TOTO 6/52

	14	15	22	38	39	42
	1st Prize Jackpot			RM 5,104,823.48

At the very least, I do know where TOTO headquarters is and where to
find Vincent Tan.

NEVER FOR NORTH KOREA

Now if you're a sportsman and happen to be a citizen of North Korea, my
advice is NOT to play or represent for your country in any international
sports competition especially football!
Here I'm not encouraging the North Koreans to be unpatriotic but rather
to avoid being send to military camps if you performed miserably in
international competition. Being the latest punishment meted out to
sportsmen were the North Korea football team who participated in just
concluded World Cup 2010 in South Africa, where the North Korea played
badly losing all their preliminary matches and even lost to Portugal 7-0.


The North Korea football team was shamed to a 6 hour inquiry, criticized
by their Sports minister as 400 government officials, students and
journalists watched. The coach was forced to become a builder instead.

DAMMIT! The punishment lashed out by the Korean authority was damn
bloody primitive, don't you think so? For more here

MACC CARRY ON...

Whoa, MACC
has caught a Big Fish, bravo, please carry on catching them! Maybe another
former minister in the net soon ah? I hope.
And MCA for its own survival sake, should bring back Ong Tee Keat as
president again and as a minister so that OTK could dig out more corrupt
fishes in the PKFZ scandal termed as The Mother scandal of ALL scandals!

BLUR BLUR LA

Just about an hour ago, I was at an ESSO petrol station somewhere in Cheras
filling up my petrol tank and this caught my eyes

Click the pix to enlarge

Read those lines just below the big wordings ON THE RUN..
It says: Turn your Smiles Points into instant savings inside!

What the hell does it mean? Honestly, I really don't understand, maybe
I'm getting old or my English is not on par, but rather confused here
especially with the last word "inside"
Usually you don't expect this kinda pening kepala English coming from a
large business organisation like ESSO.
Perhaps the people in ESSO could do some clarifications.

Thank you.

CRYING

This is our Deputy Prime Minister with teary-eyed, broke down when he
saw his long time friend, a stroke victim in a wheel chair. With one
commented why our leaders seemed to love to cry in public.

Incidentally, this cry-baby thing jolted me to a laugh that I heard a long
time ago and I wanna share with you guys.

Question:WHAT DO YOU CALL THE PARENT OF THE
COWBOYS?

answer:
COW-PEH, COW- BOO.

Well, to those who don't understand Hokkien, peh means father and boo
means mum.But literally in Hokkien's idioms COW-PEH, COW BOO is
someone making a ruckus or someone crying for his dad and mum.
So you might say that the DPM was COW-PEH COW-BOO!

ANOTHER SPOILER FOR 1MALAYSIA

Malaysian politicians never learn or don't understand, do they? I read it
somwhere that a former Gerakan leader setting up another right group
called Perjasa, a non bumiputra pressure group to counter against Perkasa!

DAMMIT! Politicians get this: We Malaysians don't need rights group,
pressure group, racial group or any other freaking group that might divide
Malaysians further! Those groups that are disruptive to our harmony should
be banned and its leaders put behind bars under ISA, but damn, I don't
believe the ISA either! So how?

THIS CANNOT, THIS ONE ALSO CANNOT

The last time they wanted to ban my Muslim friends from
wearing MU''s tees and now these holier than thou guys want to
close karaoke outlets during Ramadhan next month! Imagine that!

Lest they forget, a reminder that Malaysia is a multi racial country
having Muslims and non Muslims as citizens, so let the non
Muslims enjoy their karaoke while Muslims do their puasa come
next month.
Actually, I won't be surprise if next they too want to close all
eateries to avoid any temptation for Muslims to puasa.

Malaysia used to boast as a tolerant, moderate Muslim country
and as a role model for other Muslim countries, but at this point in
time, I'm not sure la, if that statement still holds any truth.

ROBBERY IN ACTION

After robbing a tuition teacher in a house, the 5 robbers gave this advice
to six primary schoolchildren present during the robbery.
“Don’t become robbers like us. Study hard, become
doctors and lawyers and make your parents proud

Huh! You know on one hand they were giving a good advice but on the other
hand, they were telling those kids something like ' hey, if you have to rob
for a living, this is how you do it!'

DAMMIT!

IF ONLY THEY'VE DONE RIGHT

LABUAN, July 22 (Bernama) -- If done right, Malaysia can
become a key deepwater oil and gas hub globally after Houston,
Rio De Janeiro and Aberdeen, said Deputy Prime Minister Tan
Sri Muhyiddin Yassin on Thursday.

Well I just love that short phrase from the DPM Muhyiddin 'if done right'
Okay, lets see how far can I stretch or how many can I come up with 'if
done right'

1.'If done right', Malaysian football can be on par with South Korea,
China or Japan and qualifying for the World Cup many times over.

2..'If done right', corruption can be low as our tiny neighbour, Singapore
where they are listed as one the least corrupted country.

3.'If done right' our newly graduates can be very competitive and
marketable with the rest of the world and their standard of English is
comparable as those in 60's and 70's era.

4.'If done right' all Malaysians would be practicing the 1Malaysia concept
a long time ago when you were 1 year old kid.

5.'If done right' our GDP per capita can be around US40000 instead of the
current US14200.

6.'If done right' our transport system should already be smooth running
with lesser cars on the roads, less congestion and everything is on time.

7.'If done right' our politicians are now seriously serving the rakyat with
less politicking and we don't see them as monkeys clowning in state
assemblies or in Parliament House.

8.'If done right' Malaysians can be very united, understanding among
races, living harmoniously and pressure groups like Perkasa or HINDRAF
are then quite aliened to Malaysians.No cow-head, church-burning or any
ugly racial incident happening at all.

9.'If done right' then Teoh Beng Hock, Kugan and Aminulrasyid could
still be alive today and not history-ed.

10.'If done right', yes if only THEY have done right, WE will be too
happy to declare' WE ARE PROUD TO BE MALAYSIANS!'

DAMMIT! Why can't 'If done right' done by the government
of the day?

CONSENSUAL MOLEST?

DUNGUN: A 64-year-old former religious teacher, who operated
an illegal taxi service, was detained by police on Monday for
allegedly molesting his passengers for the last two years.

It was learnt that only one of his victims had lodged a police
report in March last year but the man was not arrested then.

The victim, a 20-year-old clerk, had lodged a report at the police
station here alleging that the suspect groped her breasts, body
and leg when she travelled in his taxi from her house in Batu
Tujuh here to her workplace- NST

Now I'm not very sure how the taxi system works in Dungun, Terengganu
but here in the Klang Valley, a single lady passenger or in group of two or
three , they would hop into the back seat of a cab. Right? The reason
being to feel safe that is , away from the cab driver.
So if a lady passenger was in the back seat, then how the hell this horny
taxi driver was able to grope the victim's breasts, body and leg? Unless
of course, the victim was sitting in front, beside the driver and perhaps
wanted to be thrilled by the taxi driver and a willing partner! If not, then sit
at the back la.
Oh yes, let's assume, a lady passenger who unknowingly or unintentionally
sitting beside the driver in front then the cab driver begins to get gatal
-gatal , his left hand manoeuvring towards the lady's tight or wherever,
then the next reflexive action, is get out of the bloody taxi as fast as you can.
Right? Don't tell me, that the unfortunate or fortunate lady passenger still
stay put and allow the taxi driver having his jolly time!
So in this case that happened in Dungun, it looked very likely to be
some kinda consensual thing, you know since only1 person complained for
the past 2 years, imagine that!
DAMMIT! It's suke sama suke case la.

KUNGFU AND SILAT

A report that Hong Kong superstar Jackie Chan wanted to do serious role

like The Karate Kid and apparently it has led to readers arguing/debating
which is better than the other, Kungfu or Silat?
Why do they argue and if those readers are Malaysians, I presume they are,
then Malaysians are an argumentative lot, we just love to argue, don't we?
Becoz in the first place, The DAILY CHILLI didn't mention anything about Silat
or comparing Silat with Kungfu, but some readers take it up to argue for
sake of argument. Freedom of speech or expression? Yes?
Anyway, since I'm here with this topic, I might as well join in the fun and talk
about Silat and Kungfu. LOL

Kungfu no matter which way or how you look at it, or which direction you are
looking at, vertically, horizontally or diagonally, the art of Kungfu is definitely
more challenging and interesting than Silat.

Kungfu actions whether in real life or in movies are more popular, more deadly
more lethal where practically you can find


the art of Kungfu everywhere in every continent on earth and enjoy by many.


Whereas Silat I find kinda boring stuff and if you were to ask some foreigners
about Silat, huh, they will reply sarcastically' Silat? What's that?


The Silat is slow in motion that make it so boring to watch or enjoy and the
silat fighter would be floored in split seconds by the Kungfu fighter and yet
doesn't know what hit him.
So Silat or Kungfu ah?

MU's T-SHIRT NO MORE

My Muslim friends CANNOT gamble, drink alcohol, I've no problem with
that, but CANNOT wear MU T-shirt?

According to The STAR KOSMO! carried a report about Muslims
who wittingly or unwittingly wear football jerseys which display
images of crosses, liquor brands and devils.

Johor Religious Council adviser Datuk Nooh Gadot said wearing
such jerseys were forbidden in Islam.




Manchester United T-shirt has the Red Devil on its logo, so all MU buddies
now are ALL shirtless when watching MU games at mamaks!
Kesian lah.

WHO'S THE BOSS?

Can you spot something that's NOT right in this pix?
(click pix to enlarge)
Answer:Here
Tks Zorro.

LISTEN UP, BN!

The Chief Secretary to the Govern­ment Tan Sri Mohd Sidek Hassan was
lecturing to some government officers to heed of the fall of mighty teams
like England, Brazil and Argen-tina in the recent Fifa World Cup.

I only wish that he was directing these teguran to ALL BARISAN
NASIONAL politicians especially those holding important or ministerial
posts.
Mohd Sidek said:“All too often we are in a game, albeit a job, for
so long that we perceive it our own to claim and no one else’s.
We think it is our birth right as we are the ‘indigenous’, the
bumiputra and the ones with the only right over it,’’
(Right on. Perkasa Ibrahim Ali, you hear that ah? Every Malaysian deserves
the right to be equally and fairly treated.)

He reminded his fellow officers that for too long they thought
they couldn’t be replaced because of their “superstar” status.
(Of course those MPs, Ministers, VIPs and whatnots, soon your super status
will be gone come GE13!)

“We psyche ourselves into believing, even to the point of self-
deception, that only we can do the job and an outsider could not
survive the pace, or know the rhythm.
(BN fellas got to remember that Pakatan Rakyat people are anxiously
waiting to get Putrajaya. They might able to a better job.)

“We build a ‘club mentality’ amongst us and subliminally we stifle
all else that seems foreign to us. We insist that we are the
deserving ‘stars’ of any right that the job might offer. Yet when we
are told to raise our game and deliver, we fail, as England did at
the World Cup, so abysmally.”
( Ask yourself as a politician , have you failed the rakyat?)

He said the time had come for a change and that government
officers should realise that they need to “shape up or ship out”
as there are others who could do their jobs and do it even better
( DAMMIT! BN fellas time had come for a change and you're about to
ship out come GE13!)

DEVELOPED OR BANKRUPT?

On one hand, our PKI Minister Idris said that Malaysia gotta cut down on
subsidies if not Malaysia would go under by 2019. He further added that
Malaysia are borrowing on spending!
But today news reported that our economy had jumped by 10.1 cent
year-on-year in the first quarter, its highest jump in a

decade-NST. And Malaysia going to towards a developed nation!

DAMMIT! So are we swimming with our heads above the water
or are going down the sea-beds?

BEWARE OF PERKASA

When credit is due, it must be given and so I'm giving credit to Nazri for
wanting to get rid of Perkasa. As a peace loving Malaysian, I'm supporting
the Only one UMNO politician in standing up against Perkasa and Ibrahim
Ali.
Who are the citizens of this country? All Malays kah?
There are non-Malays here. You people have got no say
at all? Are you second-class?” he asked, sarcastically.

Yes Nazri go blasts the evil Perkasa with this
and if you don't have a vuvuzela, I'll try to send one from my friend in Africa.
And it's high time Malaysians who love peace and harmony should come
together and buried Perkasa for good. Becoz the last time I checked with
Paul it picked



as the winner over Barisan Nasional in the 13 General Election!

When Paul was asked the reason for BN defeat, the creature tentacles
this logo
with mussels.

So PM Najib be forewarned.

2ND HALF- FINALS

Nothing spectacular. Nothing looked like a World Cup final, really.
Except for 2 good misses by Holland Arjen Robbens, nothing to look for or
enjoy.Anytime give me a MU match than this Cup finals so I'm not going
thru for the extra time. Very sleepy now just wanna hit the sack.
Good morning.
Full 90 minutes: Spain 0 Holland 0

FIRST HALF -FINALS

Boring 1st half between Spain and Holland. What we have? A lot of yellow
cards to both teams. In fact, a Holland player dished out a 'Kung Fu' kick on
a chest of Spanish. Spain on the attack most of the 45 minutes or so, it
looked like Holland was lost at sea.But then, Holland did pick steam just
before the ref blew for break.
Spain 80% - Holland-20% of winning at half time.

AT THE CROSSROAD-WORLD CUP FINAL

It has been bugging me all night since Spain and Holland qualified for the
World Cup Final this Monday morning. You see I just don't know which
country to wager on! Paul the sotong from Germany said it's SPAIN but
the tiny Singapore parrot said it's HOLLAND!
Hmmm...only if I know who'll win I'll be instantly richer by a few thousands
or at least a few hundreds but then again I'm now at a crossroad: My heart
goes to Holland but my instincts say it's gonna be Spain!

So how? Damn, I think I quietly bet on Spain but shouting myself hoarse
for Holland, but kinda sounds silly, doesn't it?

HOLLAND! HOLLAND! HOLLAND!
but my money on
SPAIN!

SHUT UP DONALD!

This bloody MCA vice-president has mooted of setting up Chinese Perkasa!
Please Donald, for heaven's sake SHUT UP! WTF, you trying to do?
Fight Ibrahim Ali with Chinese Perkasa?
If MCA cannot handle Ibrahim Ali then MCA should wrapped up and leave
the Malaysian Chinese ALONE.
DAMMIT! Don't you ever insult Malaysian Chinese who love harmony
and who don't give a shit about low grade Perkasa!

FAIR OR NOT?

The Home ministry had decided not to new Suara Keadilan's printing
permit a couple of days ago and now with the latest news that the Home
Ministry is NOT renewing Harakah publication.

But Suara Perkasa was allowed to carry on with a mere warning.

DAMMIT! Am I missing something here?

A FREAKING HILARIOUS HEAD

He is the Head of the coalition party and remains as a Menteri Besar yet
he's NOT the State Head of his own political party!

He even CANNOT command the respect from his own political party
members, how CAN he able to gain the confidence from the members of
the coalition party?

Just imagine if Najib as the Prime Minister of Malaysia and BN coalition
party Chairman but he's NOT the Head of UMNO?

But Pakatan Rakyat or rather PKR( PARTY KEADILAN RAKYAT) is


making this Menteri Besar losing 'face' and making people like me very
confusing.
DAMMIT! Why make life so complicating ah, DSAI?

SAMA-SAMA KEJAM AJE

No matter which divide, politics or politicians are damn freaking dirty or
kejam isn't it? Just look at the on-going scenario:
Suara Keadilan had riled the ruling Barisan Nasional government with its
article about Felda's bankrap which caused its printing permit to be
suspended on July 1. But PKR willl defy the warning and to continue to print
Suara Keadilan, according to Tian Chua.
So you see, BN looks a bit kejam and PKR like playing dirty game, defying
rules and regulations! PKR also a bit recalcitrant? No?

Remember PKR rule in the state of Selangor where they were not too happy
with Sin Chew Daily report about MB Khalid's resignation which prompted
Tian Chua to propose that PKR boycott the Daily for a month.

Don't you agree that PKR kinda kejam here with the media, ah?

DAMMIT! The moral of the story: If you're politically threatened, then
CRUSHED them. Go ask Samy Vellu.

A GIFT FOR SAMY VELLU

No one can touch me'

Defiant Samy Vellu vows MIC's enemies will be crushed

A few days ago that was exactly what Samy Vellu said anyone who tries to
destroy the party, fate will ensure that they themselves are
destroyed.
I decided to present a befitting gift for him
(pls click pix to enlarge)
Can anyone help me to deliver this Tee-shirt to him?
DAMMIT! I'm serious.

LIVE ACTIONS

Seeing 'live' actions in downtown Kuala Lumpur this afternoon with my
very own eyes can be chilling and thrilling.( click the pix to enlarge)


Apparently, some robbers are holding a woman as hostage whilst the
police are pointing at their target.


Sorry for taking these pics from afar as I want to play safe and don't want
to buta2 mati ( ending up dead for no reason) you know.Bcoz the police
sometimes cannot shoot straight, they might miss their target and hit you
instead.

Or they might gun you down while you're taking out your phone-camera
from your pocket, the police might be thinking that you're drawing your
weapon!

DAMMIT! I only knew what really happened here when I heard someone
shouting CUT! CUT! REHAT! and seeing these 'robbers' taking their break.

I'LL RUN NAKED IF....

Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein
warned if remarks by the Perkasa chief pose a threat to
national security, Ibrahim could land in serious trouble,
including being detained under the ISA.
Sure ah? Serious or not? Want to detain Ibrahim Ali under ISA? Wah, me
gonna be very happy if that Perkasa guy detained under ISA.
If really Perkasa Ibrahim is put behind bars then I'll do this

YaaamSeeeeeeng! Cheers. I'LL RUN NAKED IF

and of course, I'll won't run naked for that Perkasa bugger but Diego
Maradona would run naked if Argentina win the World Cup!
Anyway Maradona didn't get that fat chance to do it as the Germans
hammered them in the quarters.
Sure I run naked downtown if Malaysia can qualify for the World Cup
but it's impossible isn't it? And it won't happen in my lifetime anyway.

KJ 1 IBRAHIM ALI 0

Alright, and the way to go KJ, yes kick his butt hard for Malaysians don't
need people like Ibrahim Ali- a bloody racist inciting tensions among races.

Suara Perkasa asked to explain 'ISA' article

Earlier on KJ had asked the Home Ministry to investigate Perkasa for
inciting unrest thru its publication Suara Perkasa.

It should be interesting to see what 'll be the Home Ministry actions (if any)
on Perkasa and Ibrahim Ali's reactions.

WHY NO NEED TO FISH....

Dr Mahathir expressed concern that the majority of
Malays were not prepared to compete and would end up
as labourers and chauffeurs.
Why do they need to compete, when they have Perkasa and Gertak to fight
for the Malay rights?
Why need to compete or learned to fish, when Perkasa and Gertak are
making sure that they'll have fish on their tables?

You want more? Here read, laugh and have fun.

WISDOM FROM A JUDGE

“Let the message go forth from this place that any more
deaths in police custody is one too many,” said JC Lee in
his grounds of judgment

Hopefully the remark got the relevant authorities, LOUD and CLEAR
especially IGP Musa and the Home Minister.