Someone wanted the best joke in the world!
Well, I read it somewhere that claimed
that it is the best joke in the world.
Two friends went hunting together, with their
rifles in a nearby forest.
Suddenly, one guy just collapsed on the ground and
his friend panicked and started calling for help.
HUNTER: “Hello, doctor please, please help me
my friend has just dropped dead on the ground.
What must I do?”
HOSPITAL STAFF: Please calm down sir, we’ll help
you. Dun panic. Are you sure he’s dead?
We’ll definitely help you, make sure he’s dead.
HUNTER: Ok, ok hold on a minute..
B A N G!! B A N G!!
HUNTER: Ok doctor, he’s dead now. What’s shall I do next?”
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