JOKING ONLY

This elderly man peeped over at his neighbor’s compound
one day and was quite surprised to see this



So he called out his neighbor’s son: “Sonny, why you dig a big
hole there?”
The young boy with a tinge of sadness, replied: “My goldfish has died
and I’m burying it there.”
“But you dun need such a big hole for your dead goldfish!”

Suddenly the boy appeared besides the dug-up hole and
said angrily: “Look here, my goldfish is still in your cat’s stomach!!”



So got funny, ar?
Ok here's another one...


This neighborhood boy went to a groceries shop
and bought a huge packet of clothes detergent probably
the weight of the soap powder was heavier than him.

So at the payment counter, the cashier asked the boy: “Sonny,
why are you buying such a big bag of soap powder, you have a
lot of washing to do, huh?”
The boy replied: “No ma’am, I’m gonna wash my dog.”
“And you gonna kill the doggie with that load of detergent!”

But the boy ignored her, made the payment and walked out
with the soap powder.

A few days later, the young man came back to the store
for some other things and the cashier recognized him and
called out:” Son, what happened to your dog?”
Boy: “Oh, the dog died.”
Cashier: “There you are, I told you so, the large quantity
of soap powder would kill the doggie.”
Boy: No ma’am, not the soap powder but the washing machine
that killed my dog!!”